swift-boating

JILL KELLEY FOR DOD OBVS  9:52 am November 13, 2012

Senate Republicans To Swift Boat John Kerry All Over Again, For Larfs

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

So Hillary Clinton is going to leave the State Department some day, and on that day the Great Impostor is going to need to find someone to replace her. Who else has the kind of 24-hour energy, common sense, and danciness to replace her? Maybe Ellen? No, not Ellen, Ellen can’t get through the Senate, [...]

HE DIDN'T BUILD THAT  12:30 pm August 15, 2012

Nation’s Troops Up in Arms That Barack Obama Had Them Kill Osama Bin Laden

by Jesse Berney

Remember swift-boating? Of course you do, now that the media labels every single attack against a political candidate swift-boating, no matter what it’s about or whether it’s true. But once a upon a time (2004, to be exact), swift-boating meant something. Specifically, it meant lying about John Kerry’s military record and trashing him as a [...]

AMERICA'S GREATEST CAMPAIGNS  1:14 pm January 15, 2010

Democrats Bring Out All The Stops In Blitz For Coakley

by Jim Newell

Hey, does anyone know anything about this Martha Coakley lady? Well in that case, here’s our campaign strategy: KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY TED KENNEDY TED KENNEDYTED KENNEDYTED KENNEDYTED KENNEDY TED KENNEDY. Then say “Swift Boat!” too, because that’s what they did to dead KENNEDYTED back in aught-four. It was terrible! [DSCC]

I DON'T GET IT  1:54 pm September 16, 2008

Why Are These Ladies Attacking John Kerry’s Vagina?

by Jim Newell

Hey look everyone, it’s more “clowns in bear costumes” consoling each other after Lehman Brothers fell, by making out, and that’s why John Kerry will lose again. Oh wait, what is this thing we’re posting? Ah yes, the Walnuts video. [YouTube]

JOHN KERRY  11:50 am January 18, 2008

Barry’s High School Yearbook Shot

by Jim Newell


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