Tag: swift-boating

Senate Republicans To Swift Boat John Kerry All Over Again, For Larfs

So Hillary Clinton is going to leave the State Department some day, and on that day the Great Impostor is going to need to find someone to replace her. Who else has the kind of 24-hour energy, common sense,...

Nation’s Troops Up in Arms That Barack Obama Had Them Kill Osama Bin Laden

Remember swift-boating? Of course you do, now that the media labels every single attack against a political candidate swift-boating, no matter what it’s about or whether it’s true. But once a upon a time (2004, to be exact), swift-boating...

Democrats Bring Out All The Stops In Blitz For Coakley

Hey, does anyone know anything about this Martha Coakley lady? Well in that case, here's our campaign strategy: KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY TED KENNEDY TED KENNEDYTED KENNEDYTED KENNEDYTED KENNEDY TED KENNEDY. Then say "Swift Boat!" too, because that's what they...

Why Are These Ladies Attacking John Kerry’s Vagina?

Hey look everyone, it's more "clowns in bear costumes" consoling each other after Lehman Brothers fell, by making out, and that's why John Kerry will lose again. Oh wait, what is this thing we're posting? Ah yes, the Walnuts...

Barry’s High School Yearbook Shot