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Senate Republicans To Swift Boat John Kerry All Over Again, For Larfs

So Hillary Clinton is going to leave the State Department some day, and on that day the Great Impostor is going to need to find someone to replace her. Who else has the kind of 24-hour energy, common sense, and danciness to replace her? Maybe Ellen? No, not Ellen, Ellen can’t get through the Senate, because she loves muff. But everybody has been talking about former total loser John Kerry for State, ever since he gave that DNC speech that was hilarious and did not suck, but now they are saying no, not State because that is where Susan Rice will lose her confirmation vote instead, but rather the Department of Defense instead, we guess? Because the Washington Post said so, and the Washington Post is the White House’s “draft email folder” for sending Congress sexts. Read more on Senate Republicans To Swift Boat John Kerry All Over Again, For Larfs…
  he didn't build that

Nation’s Troops Up in Arms That Barack Obama Had Them Kill Osama Bin Laden

Remember swift-boating? Of course you do, now that the media labels every single attack against a political candidate swift-boating, no matter what it’s about or whether it’s true. But once a upon a time (2004, to be exact), swift-boating meant something. Specifically, it meant lying about John Kerry’s military record and trashing him as a traitor for the very things that made him a decent guy. Now a group of Republican activists concerned nonpartisan citizens want us to know how dangerous President Obama is to our national security because of that time he had our military hunt down and kill our greatest enemy. Wait, what? Read more on Nation’s Troops Up in Arms That Barack Obama Had Them Kill Osama Bin Laden…
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Democrats Bring Out All The Stops In Blitz For Coakley

Hey, does anyone know anything about this Martha Coakley lady? Well in that case, here’s our campaign strategy: KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY TED KENNEDY TED KENNEDYTED KENNEDYTED KENNEDYTED KENNEDY TED KENNEDY. Then say “Swift Boat!” too, because that’s what they did to dead KENNEDYTED back in aught-four. It was terrible! [DSCC] Read more on Democrats Bring Out All The Stops In Blitz For Coakley…
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Why Are These Ladies Attacking John Kerry’s Vagina?

Hey look everyone, it’s more “clowns in bear costumes” consoling each other after Lehman Brothers fell, by making out, and that’s why John Kerry will lose again. Oh wait, what is this thing we’re posting? Ah yes, the Walnuts video. [YouTube] Read more on Why Are These Ladies Attacking John Kerry’s Vagina?…
 

Barry’s High School Yearbook Shot

This lovely image is running on U.S. Veterans Dispath, the website of famous Swift-boater Ted Sampley. I had always thought Barry was an Indian myself, so at least it clears that up. [U.S. Veteran’s Dispatch via Pam’s House Blend] Read more on Barry’s High School Yearbook Shot…