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Posts Tagged ‘swear words’

CARTOON VIOLENCE

History’s Most Important Election In An Odd-Numbered Year, In Cartoon Form

Friday, November 6th, 2009

By the Comics Curmudgeon
Generally speaking, most Americans can barely be bothered to vote during important elections — you know, the ones with years divisible by four! It’s even harder getting them off of their Dorito-stained couches to cast their ballots when it’s a year that’s an even number that isn’t divisible by four, and when we’re talking odd-numbered years, well, you can just totally forget about that. I realize that all this math is way, way beyond what most Americans can handle, and yet through some instinct, they can distinguish; my theory is that they can tell how important an election is by the volume of the shouting from the glowing picture-box in the living room. Anyway, despite widespread apathy, there were several elections yesterday, and so, by Journalism Law, a few unlucky cartoonists were forced to briefly stop drawing insightful Balloon Boy cartoons to deal with them. After the jump: the goriest political cartoon in human history. MORE »


BAIR VS. GEITHNER

Bank Regulation Catfight!

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

Sheila Bair will cut you.Mmm, what a tasty way to start a Tuesday morning — with reports of an obscenity-laden tussle between government money nerds over the very sexy topic of bank regulation! Here is what you need to know: Tim Geithner wants a single authority called the National Bank Supervisor providing oversight over our nation’s many banks, and Sheila Bair opposes this consolidation. On Friday, Geithner gathered Bair and Ben Bernanke and Mary Schapiro, the SEC Chairman, to quit running their yaps to newspapers about how much they hated all his ideas. MORE »


HE LOVES TO BE TAPED BY EVERYONE

Blagojevich Told Press To ‘Go Ahead And Tape Me’

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

Here is the comical crook Rod Blagojevich saying on Monday that he doesn’t mind if his conversations are taped, but he would sort of prefer it if people told him first, before they started taping. This frigging guy. [YouTube]


OLD MEN SWEARING

Joe Biden Had Salty Words For Press In 2004

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Just four short years ago, it was the Democrats who were getting called out in the press for constantly changing strategies and bickering publicly about petty nonsense. And four years ago, Joe Biden took a brave stand and asked reporters the very important question, “Who gives a shit?” (Those are the actual words out of his mouth.) Why will he not now take a stand for his great friend John McCain, who is boldly running his campaign straight out of the Kerry ‘04 playbook? [YouTube]