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God Spares Phyllis Schlafly Sight Of First Woman President

Phyllis Schlafly is up in heaven now, telling all the lady angels to get back in the kitchen.
Dang bitches, ruining marriage for everybody.

Phyllis Schlafly’s Niece Pines For Olden Days When A Man Could Get A Little Ass From His Wife

Marriage, it is under attack, on both sides of the Atlantic! And Phyllis Schlafly's niece, Suzanne Venker, knows why, because Venker has spent many years studying at the base of Schlafly's gargoyle hooves, and she's picked up a little...

Phyllis Schlafly’s Niece Is Back With Brand New Message For Ladies: Quit Your Jobs, Have More Babbies

Hi, ladies! Fox News brought its favorite "war on men" correspondent, Suzanne Venker, out of the locked room where they store her between guest appearances and let her do some concern-ranting about how women are ruining their lives by...

Hey Ladies, Phyllis Schlafly’s Niece Says Get Yourself A Hubby Because ‘You Can’t Take Your Paycheck To Bed With You’

So, Superwoymns, you know how are are trying to Lean In and Have It All and Support Yourselves And Your Families because those unshaved bra-burning feminazis have poisoned your beautiful minds with their alluring lies of equality and grrrrrl...

Fox News Lady Explains How Men Are Losing Ground In The Crucial War On Men

O hai Suzanne Venker. Good to see you again. How's life in the 1950s, where you apparently live? Full of men being men, before they were emasculated and spit upon and robbed of their manly essence? It must be...

Fox: If Ladies Insist On Wearing Pants, No One Will Know Who Has To Shovel Out From Nemo

Oh Suzanne Venker. We can't quit you. Of course it is no surprise that Phyllis Schlafly's niece would be a dream come true for the likes of yr Wonkette. She's explained to us how ladies aren't lady enough anymore,...

Terrified ‘War On Men’ Lady Calls For Truce Because Men Like To Kill Things

First Suzanne Venker, Phyllis Schlafly's niece, wrote a very nice "think piece" for Fox News that was only trying to explain to women for their own good that the way they were comporting themselves (like men's equals) was making...

We Have Always Been At War With The Womens

Wonkette is yr war correspondence headquarters! First we brought you hard-hitting coverage of  the war on Christmas. Now, we bring you  trenchant analysis of American's next great conflict: the war on marriage and men: ...I’ve spoken with hundreds, if not thousands, of men...