Here is some awesome footage of Suzanne Malveaux telling viewers that the Clinton campaign was already congratulating Obama on his big win in the Potomac Primaries … two minutes before the first polls closed in Virginia and two and half hours before polls closed in Maryland. Hillary probably could’ve won the whole thing if Malveaux had just KEPT HER MOUTH SHUT.

Go ahead and hate CNN. Hate Wolf and his beard. But say nothing, please, about our beloved Suzanne Malveaux. We know that very dark forces were behind rigging the debate audience. We know that Lou Dobbs probably threatened to show Suzanne his bad teeth if she walked. And we do not blame her. (BTW, no wedding ring, Suzanne? Hmmm…).

For years, we’ve been totally crushing on Suzanne Malveaux (left) — the name, those eyes, that face! She had us from the first minute we saw her. Sure, we’ve had feelings about Campbell Brown (right) — she’s the pretty, wholesome girl next door, except really really hot. And she’s named after a soup! Yum! So, imagine our conflicted feelings as we count down the minutes to tonight’s presidential debate which is hosted by both of them. Help us decide once and for all: Who is hotter?