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Tag: suspended campaigns

BREAKING! Rick Santorum Takes His Balls And Goes Home

Do you hear that? That is the sound of weeping -- really, that phlegmy, breathless, hacking snot-snarfling SOBBING -- throughout the land as political humorists realize the little spitty, sneery, smegmatic Torquemadita has bowed to something called "reality." And...

Barack Obama’s Grandmother In Very Bad Shape!

To answer your question re: the headline: the white one. She's so sick right now! According to spokesman Robert Gibbs, "In the last few weeks her health has deteriorated to the point where her situation is very serious." Rumor...