Ha ha, now that there will be tons of babies running around DC thanks to Mr. Stupak and his coathanger-friendly amendment, women should start indulging in food that they won’t be able to eat while preggers, including sushi. And thankfully, DC is a city full of raw fish establishments. MORE »

Tuesdays: Cafe Mozart, a German deli on H St. NW, is selling draft beers for a reduced price during happy hour every Tuesday. Be sure to order something sausagey from the bar menu — their wurst selection is supposed to be off the hook. [Cafe Mozart] MORE »

You remember Asian Spice — Wonkette had a contest last summer for the Wonkettini, and the winning cocktail recipe would actually be put on the cocktail menu. Well, the “blackout drink” never actually made it to the menu, so Your Reviewer wasn’t able to “get fucked up” as promised. But! MORE »

The Chocolate Lovers Festival is happening this weekend, Feb. 7-8, in locations all over Fairfax. The events sound lame — a “friendship raffle,” a Kiwanis Pancake Breakfast, and something called “Scouts and Crafts” — but the concept of free chocolate completely overshadows embarrassment. Sexy Food Network celebrity chef and CakeLove Warren Brown will be at the Chocolate Challenge as guest judge. [Chocolate Festival] MORE »

* Pelosi is “just too emotional — not nearly man enough for this job. She and Clinton, running around asking for apologies from everyone who dares to defend themselves against their ‘truth bombs.’” [Big Stupid Guy]
* He was my laughter-buddy. He would make me laugh till it hurt. crouched in a fetal position on the floor, shedding tears of joy.” [wanderings in DC]
* “The long black hair sticks down her back, almost to her ass. On two large cheeks, dimples quiver as the water pounds them in a steady flow. Her left hand gathers water to wash out her crotch. She notices how sore it is: a slow burn of friction and stretching. The water, at once, soothes and stings her insides.” [American Night]
* Free Chili. [DCFUD]
* Take the 90 to Sushi Sushi. [DCist]

Ten kinds of crazy going on in this Chicago Tribune piece about Reverend Sun Myung Moon and his, uh, stranglehold on the sushi industry. Yeah, we didn’t know that one either. So, as the tipster who brought this piece to our attention noted, every California roll you eat helps subsidize the quality, money-losing journalism of the Washington Times. And who knew cornering an industry could sound so simple? MORE »