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* Pelosi is “just too emotional — not nearly man enough for this job. She and Clinton, running around asking for apologies from everyone who dares to defend themselves against their ‘truth bombs.’” [Big Stupid Guy]
* He was my laughter-buddy. He would make me laugh till it hurt. crouched in a fetal position on the floor, shedding tears of joy.” [wanderings in DC]
* “The long black hair sticks down her back, almost to her ass. On two large cheeks, dimples quiver as the water pounds them in a steady flow. Her left hand gathers water to wash out her crotch. She notices how sore it is: a slow burn of friction and stretching. The water, at once, soothes and stings her insides.” [American Night]
* Free Chili. [DCFUD]
* Take the 90 to Sushi Sushi. [DCist]

Ten kinds of crazy going on in this Chicago Tribune piece about Reverend Sun Myung Moon and his, uh, stranglehold on the sushi industry. Yeah, we didn’t know that one either. So, as the tipster who brought this piece to our attention noted, every California roll you eat helps subsidize the quality, money-losing journalism of the Washington Times. And who knew cornering an industry could sound so simple? MORE »