Tag: susan rice

Erik Prince Congressional Testimony Conclusively Proves He’s Full-Of-Shit, Also An Asshole

Why did Erik Prince meet with a Russian in Seychelles? NO REASON! HE DOESN'T RECALL! TO TALK ABOUT SANCTIONS! SHUT UP!

Trey Gowdy Refuses To Put Obama NSA Susan Rice In Jail For Crime Of Doing Her Fucking Job

Did Susan Rice 'unmask' Trump people? SURE DID! Did she have a good reason? AYUP!

Trump, Chuck, And Nancy Have DACA Dinner Date! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 14, 2017

Trump talks DACA with Dems, Trump-Russia twists in a new direction, and Notorious RBG nicetime! Your morning news brief!

Fox News Lady Wins O’Reilly’s Peabody For Excellence In Smirking Between Two Crying Black People

Is this the worst thing Fox News has aired all week? SO HARD TO SAY!

Fox News’s Jesse Watters: America’s Not Racist, But I SURE AM!

The entire history of Fox News, somehow distilled into 24 AMAZING SECONDS.

Very Sane Trump Mob Demands Total Muslim Jew Globalist H.R. McMaster’s Head On Stick

Looks Like Trump is sending his staff into the Thunderdome again.

Well Of Course Reddit Deplorables Are Drafting Legislation For Congress. U Elites Mad?

A congressional staffer turned to conspiracy freaks on Reddit to find dirt on Hillary Clinton for the House to investigate. Yay, internet!

GOP FIGHT! Richard Burr Says Devin Nunes Is Total Dumbfuck Who Makes Shit Up

A KERFUFF-S-ALOT between the chairmen of the Senate and House Intelligence Committees!

Russian Government Hasn’t STFU About Trump’s Associates Since 2015

UNMASKING! ARREST OBAMA! Et cetera. Et cetera.

‘Recused’ Shitweasel Devin Nunes Will Obstruct Justice For Trump If It’s The Last Thing He Does!

Glad to see Devin Nunes didn't learn anything from the last time he obstructed justice right in front of everybody's faces.

Obama NSA Susan Rice Invites Lindsey Graham To Eat This Bag Of Dicks

Susan Rice is tired of your shit.

TrumpCare To Save You From Your Miserable Life! Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 4, 2017

The House tries to vote on Health care, Ben Carson tours a poor house, and REXXON is clearing out Foggy Bottom. Your morning news brief!

Spicey SO SORRY For Hitler! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 12, 2017

MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!