Tag: susan rice

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White House LOLs At Sen. Tom Cotton For Being Dumb Dork Austin Powers Wannabe

Sen. Tom Cotton of Arkansas is a No Pants, Grade-A Twat-sicle, and the White House knows it. He THINKS he went to Vienna and did a top secret investigation to uncover all kinds of shady side deals Obama did...
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Sen. Tom Cotton Appalled How John Kerry Went To Iran To Crucify Jesus

Wee young Sen. Tom Cotton of Arkansas, who seems to be under the impression he is president of both U.S. America and Iran, is making opinions with his mouth again. Because see, Barack Obama and John Kerry went to...

New York Times’ Detailed Investigation Ends Rancor Over Benghazi Forever

Over the weekend, the New York Times released its big investigative report on the September 11, 2012, attack on the diplomatic compound in Benghazi. The article by David Kirkpatrick suggested that several aspects of the rightwing narrative don't hold...

Dick Cheney Offers Opinions, Irony Meters Become Sentient Long Enough To Jump From Tall Buildings

How unfair is it that (insert name of a beloved family member/spouse/friend/celebrity/pet/serial killer/Iraqi citizen/American soldier here) is dead and Dick Cheney still roams the earth? Just the thought of that ancient visage sneering at all of us from the...

Losers and Quitters Whine About President, Not Because They Are Sore Losers Or Anything

Just when you've grown tired of loser Republicans giving all kinds of advice to the GOP on how not to lose, it's suddenly time for different loser Republicans to blargh and whine about the President some more, because that worked so...

John Kerry, World’s Perfectest Diplomat

Hey new Secretary of State person (and we are frankly kind of peeved that it is back to the gender-neutral "person" now, as chicks have been kind of owning it since Madeleine Albright, God bless her, flirted and giggled...

NRO: Allies? We Don’t Need No Stinking Allies

Dear lord we already have Hagel fatigue. We already had to pretend that the GOP suddenly cares about gay rights and therefore Hagel = root of all evil. We have to listen to John McCain concern troll the hell...

McCain Eats Rice

UN Ambassador Susan Rice has removed herself from consideration for the position of New Hillz, citing John McCain being a total dick as the reason. There were plenty of reasons to be sort of FROWNY-FACE-EMOTICON about the possibility of...

Scary Black Lady Susan Rice Once Said That White Children Should Be Forced To Learn Of Blacks’ Existence

In an article that proves conclusively that U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice is, in fact, the scariest Black Power Radical who ever scared a white person on the internet (at least since that one terrifying door-opening man in Philadelphia on...

Bitter Old Senators And Hot Young Thing Deeply Troubled By Americans’ Inexplicable Refusal To Freak Out Over Benghazi

Egad! Horrible lying liar Susan Rice and acting CIA Director Mike Morrell met with senators John McCain, Lindsey Graham, and new amiga Kelly Ayotte, and she scurrilously admitted that what she said on TV talk shows five days after...

GOP Congressman Spitty With Fury Over Susan Rice’s Benghazi ‘Lies’

Congressman Dana Rohrabacher (R-The Taliban) is very, VERY concerned about all the lies that the Obama Administration has been telling about Benghazi, and so to even things up, he has some lies of his own to tell! On Fox...

Barack Obama Will Punch Graham’s and McCain’s Lights Out Probably, He Is So Mad About Them Slagging Susan Rice

Earlier we brought you the BREAKING NEWS that Senator John McCain is a puckered old asshole, and also why he is full of poo. B. Barry Bamz responded to McCain's typical slurring of UN Ambassador Susan Rice in his...

Man Who Gave Nation Sarah Palin Opines On Someone Else’s Lack Of Intelligence, Qualifications

How is noted spotter of talent Senator John McCain responding to the White House's exploratory sext of placing Susan Rice in Hillz's sensible shoes at State? Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) said on Wednesday that U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. Susan...

Ghost Breitbart: Murdoch’s Wall Street Journal Now Part Of Obama’s Propaganda Machine

Hey guys! Did you know that there's a vast left-wing conspiracy to cover up the TRVTH about what happened in Libya? Totally factual and documented -- at least, inside what Wonkette's BFF Rachel Maddow calls the conservative "media bubble...