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Muslim-Hatin’ Rep: But Are White Terrorists Even Terrorists, Really?

Congressfireplug Peter King (R-NY Somehow) was not at all impressed by last week's report from the New America Foundation, which found that more Americans have been killed by rightwing terrorism than by Muslim extremists since 9/11. King serves on...
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Shocking Campus Exposé: Gay Mafia Cramming ‘Bi-Sexual’ Extra Credit Down Communication Class’s Throat

Yet another story of academic liberals trampling all over basic decency and fairness today: Writing at Bradlee Dean's Reblogatorium For Stuff That's Too Stupid For Breitbart, Tim Brown shares a tale of gross discrimination against the straight community --...
TEMPTRESS.

All Scientists Are White Men, So Those Black And Latina Ladies Must Be Janitors

You know what you almost never see in a survey? A 100 percent agreement rate. It just doesn't happen, unless the sample size is like six ten-year-old boys and the question is "do you find fake fart noises amusing?"...
He has a gun, let's vote for him!

SC Republican Just Wants Judges To Pass Religious Test, What’s Wrong With That?

South Carolina state Rep. Jonathon Hill is just an inquisitive guy who wants to be well-informed about state judicial candidates. That's the only reason he sent a questionnaire just crawling with completely unconstitutional questions to candidates for judgeships. In South...
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Now You Don’t Even Have To Go Broke Or Quit Your Job When You’re Sick, Thanks Obama

Here's some good news: For the first time in years, fewer Americans are going broke due to medical bills, and it's mostly because of Obamacare. On top of that, President Obama is pushing a proposal to require seven paid...
Attack of the 50-Foot Priebus

Republicans Poll Ladies, Learn Ladies Too Dumb To See Republicans’ Awesomeness

A couple of big mainstream Republican groups commissioned a major report on the party's prospects with women, and the astonishing result is that the ladies just aren't that into Republicans. Inorite? emale voters view the party as “intolerant,” “lacking in...

Here Is Your Survey To Measure Wonkette’s Market Penetration Thought Leadering

Recently, Media Research Center, the low-rent conservative version of Media Matters, did a survey in order to get feedback on their greatness, and we were in awe of the survey, becaues there was simply no way to not celebrate...

70% Of Americans Perfectly Suited To Sit On House Science Committee

As Mr. Dave Barry, one of the forty or so sane people in Florida, said some time ago, the only thing America really excels in anymore is the production of reports on just how stupid Americans are. And so...

Morning Survey! Who Else, Besides Donald Trump, Is ‘Good People’?

Poor awkward Mitt Romney is coming under fire from respectable Republicans like George Will and Peggy Nooner for his embarrassing habit of trotting after Donald "The Donald" Trump and constantly licking clean the small fine hairs that ring his...

66% of Americans Cannot Even Guess Approximate Population of USA

What better occasion than the nation's first caucus/primary thing of 2012 to remember that Americans are mouth-breathing idiots. The new Vanity Fair/CBS survey of U.S. dumbness has been released, and it proves that two-thirds of this nation's adults have...

Record 81% of Americans Hate America

A shocking new Gallup poll proves that 81% of Americans -- an all-time record -- are against the American Government, while 82% are against Congress specifically. And 49% of Americans believe the U.S. Government is "an immediate threat to...

Everyone Agrees Gore Presidency Would’ve Been About the Same As Bush

American voters now agree that an Al Gore presidency would've hardly been different from the disastrous eight-year reign of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. See, we really have learned some stuff from Barack Obama! The latest weird Vanity...

Liberals Eat Fancy Healthy Food, Conservatives Eat Awful Garbage

According to a scientific survey of some people on the Internet somewhere, liberals eat the fanciest of fancy foods -- while conservatives literally eat filthy garbage, mostly from fast-food anusburger chains. See if you can tell which meals were...

Shocking New Poll Shows D.C. Elites Not As Bummed Out As Poor Old Teabaggers

Free Washington Metro Station paper The Politico exists for one reason: To sell advertising to D.C. lobbying firms and interest groups so that D.C. government professionals will see the ads while flipping through the tabloid on the way to...

Happy 50th Day of the BP Oil Spill, Everybody!

Today's Dirty Dozen American Primary Election is also the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill's 50th Day. Did you get BP a present? It's a testament to the constant spastic churn of the news cycle that this oil disaster already...

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