Tag Archives: surge

Barack Obama Secretly Runs Senate Banking Committee!

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MOAR WORDS!

Iraq Forever!

 

So we’ve been thinking Spring Break ’08 is def. def. def. Korea, but what about ’09? Where can we go with sand, sun, and an indefinite US military commitment? Why, Iraq, of ...

The Surge is Done!

 

We’ve successfully surged the hell out of Iraq, and now we just have to sit back and watch the freedom roll in.

We remember the beginning of the SURGE like it was just last February — ...

The SURGE Is Working!

 

Remember the SURGE that would finally win the war against whoever it is we’re fighting in Iraq for some unknown reason? Well, it’s a big success ...

Iraq War Caused by Saddam Dissing USA

 

The Senate’s pro-SURGE forces brought some awesome new ideas to the debate on Friday, but none was as powerful as the new reason for the Iraq War provided by the honorable Jeff Sessions (R-Cracker) — we had to invade and occupy because Saddam Hussein kept sayin’ he ...