Tag: supreme court

Trump Caught Yanking The Bishop Of Rome. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 24, 2017

Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!

TRUMP MEANT TO DO THAT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 16, 2017

OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!

Trump Will Reportedly Fuck The Gays For Jesus On Thursday

Wait, but we thought Trump LOVED the gays!

Supreme Court Bogarts Colorado’s Civil Asset Forfeitures Allllmost Unanimously. Guess Which Justice Isn’t Chill?

Can Colorado pass a cashgrab law so BAD that even Samuel Alito hates it? IT CAN!

Praise The Lord! Neil Gorsuch Lets Jesus Into Supreme Court’s Cold Heathen (And Jewish) Heart!

You know who faces the most discrimination? CHURCHES! Amirite?

What Taxes? Trump Has No Taxes! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 18, 2017

In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!

Congress Is Home For Recess And That Means YELLING AT REPUBLICANS TIME YEEHAW!

All the bullcrap from your Republican town halls.
Show everyone you voted

Federal Judge: Texas Voter ID Law Was Racist As Hell, Y’all

It's the fifth judicial loss for Texas's awful voter ID law. Maybe Justice Gorsuch will decide discrimination isn't really discriminatory.

North Carolina Rep Will Axe-Murder Your Gay Marriage, PROBABLY Won’t Axe-Murder Your Puppy

One of the guys sponsoring the bill to kill marriage equality in North Carolina used to make jokes about killing puppies with axes. FUNNY!

Which Of These Terrible ‘Ideas’ On Immigration Is Most Disgusting? TRICK QUESTION DUMMY!

Let's visit the spoiled produce dumpster out behind the Marketplace of Ideas.
"Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders."

Oregon Senator Jeff Merkley Gives Filibuster An Old-Fashioned Talkathon Funeral

Hell of a marathon, Sen. Merkley. And not a Nazi dentist in sight.
Help us, centrist liberal! You're our only hope!

Dudes, *Nobody Cares About Merrick Garland*

You know what people DO care about? Judges who think their employer can literally force them to die.

LOOK! A Clever Ruse! Wonkagenda for Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Conservatives try to create a clever rouse, Carter Page admits he worked with Russian spies, Mike Pence plays the House Freedom crazies. Your morning news brief!

Stupid Fox News Judge Napolitano Telling Stupid Trump About ‘Wire Tapps’ Through The TV Again

Hey, maybe Trump will use this to start another embarrassing international incident!

Tennessee Senator Schmuck Full Of Supreme Court Chootspah! Gesundheit!

Bubbe has a few words for you Mr. Senator Lamar! Sit right down, Boychik!