Tag: supreme court

UH OH SKETTI-O SOMEBODY IS IN TROUBLE AGAIN. Even more trouble, actually: Federal securities regulators filed civil fraud charges Monday against Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton over...

Sen. Tom Cotton opened his Arkansan mouth anus again, and what came out was unsurprising. Yes, the babyfaced pig trough of a man...

Oh Ted Cruz. You know, of all the people in the political universe we want to be imagining sex scandaling his dong into assorted...

Correction: While rolling on the floor laughing because Donald Trump was being as much of an idiot as he usually is, we failed to...

Remember last week when we read the whole transcript of the "nuns don't want no slut pills" case, aka Zubik v. Burwell, aka Little Sisters...

When a famous person comes into your restaurant and turns out to be a great customer, there are many things you should do as...

Hip-hooray and WE TOLD YOU SO. We reported last week on the hottest new trend in ladyparts healthcare, which is getting your vaginal business...

Happy Easter, Wonkers! We hope you have all been inspired by the annual rites celebrating the rebirth of pagan fertility gods as distilled through...

Congratulations to Arizona's Maricopa County, which did the very best job so far in the 2016 election cycle of completely screwing up its primary...

In case you were wondering if we have reached peak foaming-at-the-mouth outrage yet over President Obama's Supreme Court nominee, hahaha, aren't you adorable? We...

You may have forgotten that the Supreme Court of These Here Yoonited States actually hears cases, since for the last several weeks, its main functions seem to...

You probably spent your weekend getting all March Mad Sportsball and whining about how your bracket blew up, whatever the hell that means, and...

We've got another fun Senate race for you this week, kids, and this one's actually a rematch: In Wisconsin, former Sen. Russ Feingold wants...

David Duke, the nice former Grand Wazoo of the KKK who Donald Trump eventually decided to disavow, abjure, and wink at seductively, is all...

You know that Cards Against Humanity card that says "Pooping back and forth forever?" It's from a movie, but it might as well be about...

As promised, Oval-Office-thiever-in-chief Barry B. Bamz O'Baby YoMama nominated a perfectly reasonable and qualified white dude to fill the vacancy on the Supreme Court. As...

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