Tag: supreme court

So Now We’re Arresting Nurses For ‘Upholding The Constitution.’ Nice Job, Cops!

Cop wants blood sample from unconscious accident victim. Nurse explains he can't have blood sample, and why. Cop busts nurse for gettin' mouthy.

Wingnuts Having Multiple Race-Gasms Over DOJ Plan To Murder Affirmative Action

Don't count Jeff Sessions out of the race (baiting) yet, baby.

Mediocre White Kids To Finally Get Their Chance! Thanks, Justice Department!

Why is the Justice Department ordering all these cardboard standees of George Wallace?

Republicans Getting Nervous. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 5, 2017

Republicans dodge town halls (again), Rep. Higgins goes to Auschwitz, and Trump-Russia gets a bigger boat. Your morning news brief!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Pretty Much About Badass Congress Ladies, Being Badass!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

This Goddamned Republican Obamacare Repeal Will Kill People. Time To Get Into The Streets.

Why are people so mad about the Senate Obamacare repeal? Because their lives depend on it.

Karen Handel Sucks. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 20, 2017

Dem's are talking until they're blue in the face, Karen Handel is a very bad person, and Pharma-Bro is back! Your morning news brief!

Supreme Court Would Like A Word With The Mapfuckers!

Supreme Court notices that Republican gerrymandering might be PART OF THE PROBLEM.

Trump Tries To Burn This Mother Down. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 2, 2017

Trump tried to drop Russian sanctions, President Kushner can't get his story straight, and Not America is pissed about the Paris accords. Your morning news brief!

Trump Pisses On US Allies Like Russian Pee Hookers. Wonkagenda for Fri. May 26, 2017

Trump alienates allies, Ted Cruz has money problems, and FCC is REALLY trying to screw with you. Your morning news brief.

Trump Caught Yanking The Bishop Of Rome. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 24, 2017

Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!

TRUMP MEANT TO DO THAT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 16, 2017

OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!

Trump Will Reportedly Fuck The Gays For Jesus On Thursday

Wait, but we thought Trump LOVED the gays!

Supreme Court Bogarts Colorado’s Civil Asset Forfeitures Allllmost Unanimously. Guess Which Justice Isn’t Chill?

Can Colorado pass a cashgrab law so BAD that even Samuel Alito hates it? IT CAN!

Praise The Lord! Neil Gorsuch Lets Jesus Into Supreme Court’s Cold Heathen (And Jewish) Heart!

You know who faces the most discrimination? CHURCHES! Amirite?