Fred Thompson Rumor Watch
Friday, June 29th, 2007
Outside the extremist, activist base, regular GOP voters turn out to be relatively tolerant when it comes to sexual minorities and private sex lives. They’re not well represented by their party leaders, as far as policy is concerned. This is good news for Fred Thompson. The man has had a colorful and wide-ranging sex life, as I’m sure we will soon find out.
Translated: COUGH COUGH GAY COUGH COUGH FRED THOMPSON IS GAY GAY GAY COUGH COUGH
But that’s not all.
Outside the extremist, activist base, regular GOP voters turn out to be relatively tolerant when it comes to sexual minorities and private sex lives. They’re not well represented by their party leaders, as far as policy is concerned. This is good news for Fred Thompson. The man has had a colorful and wide-ranging sex life, as I’m sure we will soon find out.
Translated: COUGH COUGH GAY COUGH COUGH FRED THOMPSON IS GAY GAY GAY COUGH COUGH
But that’s not all.











Last night, we brought you the thrilling news that Bill Maher “outed” RNC chair Ken Mehlman.
Charlie Crist, whose lead in the Florida gubernatorial race is shrinking a bit, does not have sex with men. That’s what he claims to the Broward-Palm Beach New Times. The men who he has sex with, though, get drunk at parties and tell everyone:
We’ve heard now, from a number of equally credible (read: not particularly credible) sources, variations on the following three rumors about