On February 29, the race for the Democratic nomination got an awful lot easier: Thomas Boyle, uncle of Lara Flynn Boyle, finally announced his run for president. It is not clear whether this man is a real human, or if this is a joke that sneaked its way onto the wire services. But here’s your first taste of the next frontrunner: “Mr. Boyle, the former U.S. House of Representatives Page, Real Estate broker, and music composer is quoted, ‘On this special day, Leap Year Day, and the birthday of that other great American, Superman, I am throwing my hat in the race for the White House.’” There is so, so much more about this former page. MORE »

Under his dull yuppie business-suit disguise, Barry Hussein Obama is actually a massively ripped white guy in a gay costume and cape. Tomorrow, we’ll have pictures of Rudy Giuliani dressed as Wonder Woman.

Photo Gallery [Obama.Senate.Gov]

I know a lot of you have been totally worried about this, but the good news is here from Christian movie reviewer Ted Baehr of MovieGuide.org: the new Superman is truly, madly, deeply not gay, and, no sir, he doesn’t like the allegations one bit:

Rather, Baehr says all the evidence in Superman Returns points to the main character’s love for Lois Lane. “So he doesn’t give any evidence of being gay in the movie, except for the fact that he’s a good looking guy with a strong physique,” says Baehr. “If that makes you gay, then we’ve got to remove all the people in the Marines … and all the people in football and everything else. That’s absurd. Just because a person is good looking and has a good physique doesn’t make them gay.”

Is it just me or does Baehr, whose name reminds us a little bit of larger, hairier hairdressers, have a touch of longing in his voice for those damned rugged, chiseled, pretty, wholesome types who pass so easily? MORE »