superheroes
Romney Website: Mitt Romney Just Cold Saving People’s Lives Right And Left
Did you know Mitt Romney once saved a 14-year-old girl’s LIFE? He did that by going to look for her after she disappeared. Even though he did not actually find her. And she was just sleeping off an Ecstasy binge. But no, Mitt Romney is like Ryan Gosling times Morrissey plus Superman minus Kryptonite. Mitt [...]
SuperMichelle’s White House is Your Hot New Performance Arts Space
Michelle Obama is so bored right now. Last week, she completely eradicated obesity, forever, and now there’s nothing to do but hide out in the East Wing, where she doesn’t have to hear the constant whine of the Garden State soundtrack coming from Emo Obama’s side of the house. But our FLOTUS is not one [...]
Rahm Emanuel Saves Another Life
Everybody thought Rahm Emanuel was going to be such a hard-ass mobster for Barack Obama, but the actual strategy seems to involve Rahm personally saving people all over Washington every day, until everybody in town literally owes their life to Rahm. The superhero chief of staff saved a congressman yesterday, and not just any congressman, [...]
Bush Commutes Captain America’s Sentence
Walnuts Proposes International Team of Superheroes Will End Iraq War
Comic Book Version of America Dies, Too
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