Tag: superheroes

A little arsenic never killed anybody, oh wait it did?

Lame California Hippies Don’t Want Industrial Waste In One Glass Of Water They Have Left

  California has no water, basically, because of liberal lies like "climate change" and "a bad drought." Or maybe there is no water because nature-worshippers stole all of it, to give it to fish. WHATEVER happened, there's not much left,...

Romney Website: Mitt Romney Just Cold Saving People’s Lives Right And Left

Did you know Mitt Romney once saved a 14-year-old girl's LIFE? He did that by going to look for her after she disappeared. Even though he did not actually find her. And she was just sleeping off an Ecstasy...

Glenn Beck Does Not Like Michelle Obama’s Biracial Spider-Man

There is plenty of Insanity happening out there already to support the idea that maybe this country is getting close to arriving at the End Times, but just in case anyone was still holding onto some "Hope," last week...

SuperMichelle’s White House is Your Hot New Performance Arts Space

Michelle Obama is so bored right now. Last week, she completely eradicated obesity, forever, and now there’s nothing to do but hide out in the East Wing, where she doesn’t have to hear the constant whine of the Garden...

Rahm Emanuel Saves Another Life

Everybody thought Rahm Emanuel was going to be such a hard-ass mobster for Barack Obama, but the actual strategy seems to involve Rahm personally saving people all over Washington every day, until everybody in town literally owes their life...