Wednesday, February 6th, 2008
HILLARY WINS CALIFORNIA! She’s got 55% right now, with a grand 15% of precincts reporting. Obama’s got 33%. John McCain has won, too! He beat Romney by 20%! Sorry, Obama babies: MSNBC has just projected it for Hitlery!
HILLARY CLINTON
HILLARY CLINTON
Tuesday, February 5th, 2008
*PROHJECKSHINSSS:* It is at least 7:44 a.m., in the morning, right now, and we’re still typing about politics. Why, Mormon Jesus? Why??!? WONKETTE ANGRRRY. Oh yes, the point of this post: Hillary wins Missouri! That was a close one between her and Barry, because… fuck them both. [The Page]
CONNECTICUT
Tuesday, February 5th, 2008
*PROJECTIONS:* MSNBC calls Connecticut for Obama. That’s big! It was one of those states that could have gone anywhere for anyone. But now it will never go to Hillary Clinton. Cry baby! Go cry somewhere, baby!
SUPER TUESDAY
Tuesday, February 5th, 2008
*PROJECTIONS:* Obama — Utah; Huckabee — Albama; Various Candidates — Other states we missed
DEMOCRATS
Tuesday, February 5th, 2008
*PROJECTIONS:* Clinton — New Jersey (haha, Barack’s a loser!); Obama — Alabama (BLACK)
