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DEMOCRATS

Obama Is President Of Wyoming!

Saturday, March 8th, 2008

Cheney Country.It’s too early to project a winner, etc., so Barack Obama has won the Wyoming Caucus 59%-40 with all but five caucus locations reporting out of 23. Nobody knows how many delegates, super delegates and “underwater space delegates” Wyoming has to offer, although many experts suggest 12 delegates were up for grabs today at the caucus. Did you know Obama wins these caucus contests by his secret cheating and mind control? It’s true! [Reuters/Bloomberg]


DEMOCRATS

Saturday, March 8th, 2008

Mr. Wyoming.AS WYOMING GOES, SO GOES THE …. The Wyoming Caucus is crazy! There are thousands of people trying to get inside tiny barns or whatever, because there are 18 delegates at stake, and that could really not really decide anything, either. Nobody has noticed a Democratic Caucus since 1960, which is like a half-century ago. [AP/Google]