Liveblogging The Loser Speech Spectacular!
Tuesday, February 5th, 2008
Mike Huckabee, elected permanent dictator of three Southern states, has already spoken. Now Mitt Romney is talking about how screwed we are. What more delights await? MORE »
Mike Huckabee, elected permanent dictator of three Southern states, has already spoken. Now Mitt Romney is talking about how screwed we are. What more delights await? MORE »







So many new states are about to pick their own special presidents! Let’s see who will be projected to punch Wolf Blitzer in his “beard.” It’s Arizona, Colorado, Kansas, New Mexico, New York, North Dakota, Minnesota … so many states, so much election projection business!
So much that he will vote for that Socialist cow Clinton before he pulls the lever for Walnuts.
Really! We thought this was Hillary’s deal … the first make-believe projection has been made! But Mitt Romney and John McCain and Reverend Mike Huckabee are tied.