Mitt Romney Will Be CEO Of Probably Nothing
Tuesday, February 5th, 2008
He was our CEO business-smart Olympian. Also, everyone hated him. And now, GOP fading star Mitt Romney is smiling through his robot tears.
He looks about the same as always, although his eyes are sinking deeper into his android metal tan skull. He would’ve been an awesome president … of the Scientologists in French Outer Space! Let’s see if Mitt’s many kids will live in the America he bought that one time! MORE »
He was our CEO business-smart Olympian. Also, everyone hated him. And now, GOP fading star Mitt Romney is smiling through his robot tears.
He looks about the same as always, although his eyes are sinking deeper into his android metal tan skull. He would’ve been an awesome president … of the Scientologists in French Outer Space! Let’s see if Mitt’s many kids will live in the America he bought that one time! MORE »
