Our inevitable president is on the teevee! She won New York, that state where she currently “lives.” (She did not win Arkansas, but not Illinois — some of the other states where she “lived.”) Nonetheless, she will bring us a land of opportunity, on the late shift! With the crying baby! She knows what it’s like to hear about people who are so poor and actually don’t even vote because …. let’s go to the video.

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