• May 28, 2012

suckers

PROGNOSTICATION

Obama Assures Anxious Public There Will Still Be Cars In Future

by Sara K. Smith  4:25 pm March 30, 2009

Hmm, so this auto bailout problem, is it a good thing or a bad thing? Good, because the government should continue to withhold money from GM and Chrysler until they get their acts together. Bad, because GM and Chrysler cannot get their acts together without money, plus the demise of the manufacturing sector etc. President [...]

PAULTARDPALOOZA

We Survived

by Jim Newell  3:27 pm July 12, 2008

If you have ever woken up early, not had your average 8 cups of coffee per hour, drank six beers before 11 a.m. (plus a shot!), stood mercilessly in the summer heat of Washington D.C., gone and had several more beers, and then come home, YOU WOULD HAVE THE WORST HEADACHE IN AMERICAN HISTORY, which [...]

ENDLESS CUMMER II

South Carolina Lawmakers Incensed Because They Are Gay

by Jim Newell  4:27 pm July 10, 2008

Guess who’s paying for this daring piece of Gay Travel advertising? The taxpayers of South Carolina! Yukyukyuk…

SUCKERS

by Ken Layne  5:32 pm August 13, 2007

GEORGE W. BUSH

Albanians Steal Bush’s Wristwatch — THIS MEANS WAR!

by Ken Layne  11:59 am June 12, 2007