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From North Carolina comes the story of (now former) state legislator David Almond, Republican, who resigned from the General Assembly yesterday one day after allegations surfaced that he’d caught the Endless Cummer excitement. Almond, apparently an insurance agent, “exposed himself in front of a female employee and chased her around the room yelling ‘Suck it, baby, suck it.’” Just a little fun! MORE »

The Associated Press reports the Colin Powell took ill last night, and totally, totally by coincidence and not related in any way whatsoever, honestly, he had just enjoyed dinner with Bill Clinton:

Former Secretary of State Colin Powell was briefly hospitalized early Friday after he fell ill at a restaurant where he was dining with former President Clinton and others, police said. MORE »

(AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)

I just came across the above photo of Senator Clinton and I thought, you know what? It’s time for Hillary Hand Turkeys! Yay!

The adventure continues after the jump…

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