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Posts Tagged ‘submarines’

Terror Has a New Face

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

so fuckin' cute! - WonketteBecause the whole Terrorist Submarine Time Machine thing is the funniest fuck-with-the-media story since those Boston Terror Lite-Brite Mooninite guys did a press conference about their haircuts, we will just continue posting updates all day long, forever. Here, pictured, is “Mango,” the lovable sea-going terrier mascot of the 1776 American Turtle crew. MORE »


Terrorists Identified as Terrorist ‘Historians’ In Replica of 1776 American Submarine

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

Hey sailor - WonketteThe frightful appearance of an ominous submersible in the dark waters off Red Hook have been ascribed to a mysterious visit by sinister historians and their Revolutionary War replica of the 1776 “American Turtle” one-man, hand-propelled submarine. MORE »