Tag: stupidity

‘Alt-Right’ Cover Of ‘We Didn’t Start The Fire’ Will Make You Yearn For Victoria Jackson’s Melodious Yowls

Those whimsical playful race-baiters of the 'alt-right' have made their own version of the already terrible 'We Didn't Start the Fire.' It has no beat and you can't dance to it.
What, us racist?

A Idiot’s Garden Of Brexit Hot Takes Starring Glenn Greenwald, Greg Abbott And Donald J. Trump

Bleeding-hearts have been blaming Great Britain's disastrous Brexit referendum on too-obvious factors like racist, xenophobic political parties that backed the Leave side (as if racism is even a real thing any more). Donald Trump has been taking credit for it...

The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: There Goes Sarah Knowin’ Stuff About Russia Again

After a content-heavy end to the year, the Sarah Palin Channel has regressed to the mean. She's posted three videos in the last seven days, one of which was designed as a complement to her Faceplace screed on DogGate....
Who you callin' stupid?

Bill Kristol Finally Admits He’s Stupid

Folks, we really honestly genuinely and truly did not think we would live to see this day. Sure, we have called Bill Kristol stupid many times. Many many times. All the times. We're aiming for the world record on...
Soon we can get back to insurance industry death panels the way Thomas Jefferson intended

House GOP Undecided On Whether To Investigate ‘Stupidity’

Well, here's a huge surprise: The right has found a whole new reason to repeal Obamacare, impeach Obama, and maybe bomb Iran, just for good measure (that last may only be John McCain, though). You see, there's this guy named...

Rachel Maddow Interviews America’s First Ebola Political Prisoner (Video)

Get ready to be angry, kids. Monday night, Rachel Maddow interviewed Ryan Boyko, a Yale PhD student in Public Health, who is one of about eight people put on quarantine by order of Connecticut Gov. Dannel P. Malloy. Not...

Zero-Tolerance Suspensions For Pre-K Are Racially — WHAT? THEY SUSPEND PRE-K KIDS??!!11!

Guten Morgen, meine Wonkadamen und Wonkaherren! Feeling cheerful about your sportsball brackets so far? Or even more cheerful because you do not follow sportsball? Well, we are here to stop that good feeling, and make you so broody that...

Mitt Romney: I’m Not A NASCAR Buff, Just Friends With ‘Team Owners’

Richie Rich over here just cannot stop reminding everyone that he's a special and obscenely wealthy snowflake. Mitt won't be watching the Daytona 500, if it ever happens, 'cause he's not a huge racing fan but HAHAHA some of...

Virginia Mandates ‘Unwanted Vaginal Penetration’ For The Abortion-Curious

Good heavens, your Wonkette can barely keep up with the hijinx our moral police are getting themselves into, as they bedevil legislatures and statehouses nationwide. Seems they are hell-bent on sticking a finger into every possible pie -- up...

SOTU Proves Obama Thinks Americans Are Simple (In The Bad Way)

Official science has finally proven that Kenyan interloper Barack Obama has an incredibly low opinion of the average State of the Union-viewing American. An outfit which has adopted the patently fictional idea of "Smart Politics" as its name fed...

Michele Bachmann-Inspired Band Gets Undeserved Press, Not Unlike Michele Bachmann Herself

In these tough economic times, white people are really struggling to find preexisting jobs that don't include touching dirt or doing actual work (that is for Mexicans) and because of this, "entrepreneurship" is the cool name for trying to...

Another Lesson on Gays and Booze, Courtesy of Rick Perry

There are many things to be said about the GOP crazies who are trying as hard as they can to kick Barack Obama out of the It's-Supposed-to-be-White House. Of course, "You sure know your audience" has to be included...

FLOTUS-Inspired Garden Will Send This Lady to Jail

First Lady and America’s personal trainer Michelle Obama was up to her usual tricks last week, going to a Washington Kastles game, celebrating the beginning of Malia’s angsty teen years, and probably hanging out in the vegetable garden. This...

Michele Bachmann Reminds Everyone She Won’t Mud Wrestle Sarah Palin

Okay fine, Michele Bachmann, we will go ahead and picture you and Sarah Palin together NOT having a big sexytime mud fight, but only because YOU MADE US DO IT. “They want to see two girls come together and...

‘Worst Governor Ever’ Sign Ruins Sarah Palin’s Teevee Show, Results In Weird YouTube Coversation

Sarah Palin's Discovery Channel show was filming in Homer, Alaska, and decided it needed a lot of security to keep the mama grizzly bear safe. But this couldn't stop some woman who dislikes Sarah Palin from putting up a...

Celebrate, America! 74% of You Know What Country We Declared Our Independence From!

Marist University saw that the Fourth of July was coming up and decided to commission a poll to show how stupid we all are. The question: "From which country did the United States win its independence?" Marist was surely...