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Wonkette Operative “Bob” reports live from Precinct 3210 in Dallas, Texas: “OK, so my caucus is not much representative of anything, as we are one of those urban black-white transition areas, with a vote that appeared to be about 75% African American professionals, 20% White, and 5% anything else, including Latino. All were very young. MORE »

THE BAD NEWS CONTINUES for Barack Obama. An anonymous operative writes from his strange “Obama/GOP” part of Texas:

Heavily Obama/GOP district in Texas. Lazy voters parked on street marked “no parking” instead of using the parking lot behind the school. When the cop arrived to ticket and tow, all the Obama supporters came scurrying out to move their cars, costing them another 1-2 hours in line to vote. Haha.

Barack Obama is now delaying the vote in Texas. Does this mean he’ll finally denounce Louis Farrakhan?

Every four years, Americans who happen to be primary voters in Texas, Ohio, Rhode Island and Vermont all meet up at the polling place to take dumb pictures with their iPhones. And then they hum “The Star Spangled Banner” or “Up Against The Wall You Redneck Mother” or Neil Young’s “Ohio” as they send the pix to Wonkette. Please stop being unpatriotic and please start sending us your Stupid Tuesday Polling Pix right now! (Use the “email” feature of your phone, by “emailing” photos to tips@wonkette.com.)