Conservatives have a brand new nickname for Hillary Clinton, and it is even worse than “Hillz,” “Hillaryous,” “Downhillary,” or any of the other meaningless terrible nicknames that liberals usually throw around. That new nickname is “Hill-Rod,” which Hillary Clinton used in the WWE promotion that the liberal elitists refused to watch because it made their vaginas hurt. MORE »

* Arianna partied harder than you did last night. [HuffPo]
* West Wing paper airplane competition destroys records of Abramoff visits to the White House. [TPM Muckracker]
* Mahmoud Ahmadinejad pissed that rumors about Ayatollah Ali Hoseini-Khamenei’s death always start with “Iranian supreme leader.” [Regime Change in Iran]
* Karl Rove wants to see Condi vs. Hillary in ‘08. Negroponte does what he’s told. [Democrats.com]
* Netroots swearing-in party is first and last time any of these nerds will be in a VIP room. [Flickr]
* Eleanor Clift’s new nickname for Hillary Clinton is hilarious, so funny — really, just spot on. [The Gaggle]
* Most annoying TV personality in the world thinks Nancy Pelosi is most liberal woman in the world. [Think Progress]

* Dear god, one thing we were looking forward to about DC was getting away from cohabitating celebrities and their goddam nicknames. [Domepunks]
* The Wall Street Journal now comes with an index, to make that desperate search for a morning ego boost that much easier for members of DC’s Elite or those under investigation. [FishbowlDC]
* Make like new CNN correspondent William Bennett and put a little money on tomorrow’s big speech. [Poolitics]
* Dear god, one thing we were looking forward to about DC was getting away from those “up-and-coming” neighborhoods and their goddam nicknames. [DCist]