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Which Of These Cuddly Bears Is Best Qualified To Lead The Free World?

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Would you hit it?Aw, how cute. The Vermont Teddy Bear Company has made a series of stuffed critters representing our various presidential candidates. The Hillary bear wears a yellow jacket and has a big ass. The Obama bear is brown and wears casual shirtsleeves. And the John McCain bear glows a corpselike, pearlescent white and needs its diapers changed thrice daily. This is why we are voting for “Mom.” [Be Bear: The Blog]