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Today Barack Obama’s political fate rests in the hands of 19-year-old college students who now must choose between bong rips, taking their final exams, finally getting with that senior they drunkenly “friended” on Facebook last October, and voting. You see, The Kids have many competing priorities in the spring and only one of them involves their beloved Barry. MORE »

The public been duped again by America’s Prince, Barack Obama. You know how he likes to talk about how John F. Kennedy is secretly his father, because Kennedy bankrolled Barack Obama Sr.’s trip to the United States and personally introduced the young Kenyan economist to lovely Ann Dunham? All lies! MORE »

* Congressman Steve King (R-IA) claims Iraq is now safer than the mean streets here in D.C. Reached at his home, Southeast Jerome offered, “I’ll cut a bitch from Iowa.” [NewsMax] MORE »

The Preisdent’s billionth town hall this morning (with a bunch of smarter-than-the-press-corps Johns Hopkins students) was clearly part of his “charm offensive” or whatever the hell their excuse is for sending him to laff it up with regular folk. Hey, maybe it works really well in person, but is anyone else paying attention to the President anymore? The guy does like three of these a day now, and we were gonna ask how he’s still finding the time to do President-law-enforcing stuff, but if rappin’ with the kids distracts him from, say, NUKING IRAN, then we’re all for it. MORE »

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