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Racist Gallery Available For People Who Can’t Afford To Visit Alabama
Big Rapids, MI –- Jim Crow is back, baby! Ferris State University has recently opened the Jim Crow Museum of Racist Memorabilia and it is chock-full of beautifully restored treasures of hatred. The museum has the nation’s largest public collection of racist artifacts. Founder David Pilgrim makes no apologies for the museum and hopes it [...]
Liveblogging This Election Thing From the Homes of Alvin Greene And Hockey’s Carolina Hurricanes
Some states in our union haven’t learned that runoffs are unnecessary (WE THINK WE HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT THE GUY WITH THE MOST VOTES WINS ONE TIME) and are gay-European, and these states happen to be in very Republican areas of the nation! Results tonight will be COMIN’ IN from the Carolinas, Mississippi, and Utah, as [...]
South Carolina GOP Expected To Make History Tonight By Somehow Nominating Minorities, Woman
What a wacky, wacky twist. “Wait a second, you’re telling me South Carolina’s going to nominate a black instead of the son of the guy who liked to segregate said minority but secretly made babies with his family’s 16-year-old maid who was of that race?” YES, YES, WHAT HAS BECOME OF SOUTH CAROLINA? State legislator [...]
We Will Keep Having Primaries Until You People Get It Right
Are you sick of primaries yet? Yes? Too bad! There are several more of them today! Sex maniac Nikki Haley will probably win, after Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin turned her into a proxy for America, by fighting for her love. Also, a black conservative will probably beat Strom Thurmond’s son; a lesbian is running [...]
Everyone Is Gearing Up For 2010 Elections!
The 2010 midterm elections are only a few years or months away, and everyone is so excited to meet the latest batch of monsters preparing to ennoble our next Congress with their presence! Expect nine million posts just like this in the coming months. Who do we meet today? Well, a certain South Carolina county [...]
Strom Thurmond’s Hometown Trying To Outlaw Truck Nutz
Downtrodden Americans have little to cheer them in this new Depression, but we still enjoy what simple pleasures we can: a piping-hot bowl of rock-and-lettuce soup at the end of a long day; the sweet sound of a grown man suckling at a woman’s breast in a barn; and of course our beloved Truck Nutz. [...]
Happy Trent Lott Appreciation Day!
Senate Historians Think Everything’s Funny When They’re High
Sharpton Pwnd by Thurmond
Tim Johnson Recovering, Trent Lott Sort of Sad
Rumors On The Internets: Propping Up Brain-Dead Geezers
HORRIFYING SCHUMER REVELATION: ZOMBIES STALK THE SENATE
Rumors On The Internets: Everyone But Security Council Members Flat Broke
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