Tag: strict constructionism

Supreme Court Confirmation Hearings Begin For Man Who Shouldn’t Be There At All

In an alternate universe, Merrick Garland politely refuses to say how he'll vote on a challenge to President Clinton's expansion of Obamacare.

Legal Idiots On Hillary’s Supreme Court: We Don’t Need No Stinking Judges

Never confirming any judicial nominees would be constitutional, according to douches. Stupid, and terrible, but constitutional.
He may or may not get to have a word with the Framers about original intent.

Antonin Scalia Still Dead

Antonin Scalia, the senior Associate Justice of the Supreme Court, has died in Texas at the age of 79. Scalia was found dead Saturday morning at a ranch near Marfa, where he had been staying after a day of...

Robert Bork Finds Out if God Is A Strict Constructionist

Robert Bork, the partisan hack who finished carrying out Richard Nixon's "Saturday Night Massacre" in 1973 (after two other men with actual character resigned rather than cooperate), helped to make the intellectually bankrupt notion of Constitutional "originalism" a staple...

Wannabe Prez McCotter Reveals Five Principles of Nonsense

Unloved reject Thaddeus McCotter is still, for some reason, trying to become president in 2012. He thought he was being super cool, revealing his plans at a “rock festival in Michigan,” also known as the Romeo Area Tea Party...