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Tag: strategery

GOP’s Hot New Strategy: Romney Is Boring And Sour And Full Of Malaise! (VIDEO!)

An odd thing happened yesterday, once all the olds woke up at 5 a.m. and saw the clip of President Barack Obama slow-jamming the news with Jimmy Fallon on their computers, instead of on the television as God and...

Michelle Obama Puts Kitchen Staff On Crash Diet

By now, we are all aware of Michelle Obama's "Let's Move!" initiative, the thing where government officials sneak into your children's bedrooms in the middle of the night and steal the donuts from under their pillows, leaving behind a...

Republicans Will Win America’s Hearts By Taking Their Health Insurance Away

Roger Ebert, the Internet's most prolific writer (and also a famous film critic), typed this succinct & damning Twitter reply to Mark Kirk's brave election-winning plan to bring back insurance bans on Americans with "pre-existing conditions."

McCain-Lieberman Ticket Could Be Saltiest, Crustiest Combo Since Kettle Chips

Who would make the most terrible running mate for John McCain, an ill-tempered old fraud who is despised by everybody in the Republican Party? Joe Lieberman, of course -- another sour old geezer who is despised by everybody in...