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Posts Tagged ‘strained sports metaphors’

Allen Failed to Keep Eye on Ball, Head in Game

Friday, December 8th, 2006

Dear George Allen, MORE »


Is It Worth Bringing In a Replacement WR After the Two-Minute Warning If Your Starter Just Strained His ACL?

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

rovenyt.jpgThis Times piece provides the absolute best in bullshit speculative “reporting” that the Press Corps has to offer. From the desperate attempt to claim to that the President’s dismissive answer to Ms. Bumiller’s “gray-beard” question on Tuesday (”Look, [Congress] have got some ideas that I like and some I don’t like”) could be construed as a vague affirmative, to the classic “there is no news in this news story” disclaimer that comes in graf 6: MORE »