Joe Lieberman Ruined By Barack Obama Cake In Bus Crash
Friday, August 8th, 2008
More information has leaked about the Straight Talk Express destroying America’s minivans in Miami on Wednesday, a.k.a. “The Monica Lewinsky Scandal.” What of the bus passenger asshole Joe Lieberman, was he hurt in the crash? No, but he was attacked by a biracial cake: “A little more to that Miami traffic accident yesterday involving Joe Lieberman aboard the Straight Talk Express: Turns out the impact sent a staffer’s chocolate birthday cake with thick white frosting smack into the Connecticut senator.” EAT IT UP, GRAMPY. MORE »












Poor Straight Talk Express, it sure had an awful go of things yesterday. At some point, either before or after it
Mike Murphy is this Republican guy with crazy hair like Bozo the Clown would have, if Bozo the Clown had very fine straight hair and wasn’t
Look, everybody. Just donate a little bit to John McCain’s campaign, and you might have the American opportunity to develop the “keen eye” of heroic
You should check out this video at John McCain’s website called “McCain Cribs,” which tours the Straight Talk Express. The name is a play off of the unpopular teevee program MTV Cribs, where unpaid robots tour various rappers’ houses and garages to check out their mad wheelz. Well, just like that show, “McCain Cribs” features a cyborg rap song in the background. [
Barack Obama and John McCain have been sending e-mails to their supporters (and various others) offering sex, for money. But it is not prostitution, because they speak in euphemisms. An e-mail from Obama campaign manager David Plouffe asks in the subject line “Dinner with Barack?” Maybe Barack should man up and e-mail us himself, or better yet, pick up the damn telephone. John McCain, for instance, sends out his own sex e-mail, subject line “Ride With Me On The Straight Talk Express.” Lord knows how many times that’s worked over the years (mostly with starstruck reporters). Anyway,