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Posts Tagged ‘stop-loss’

George W. Bush Still Drafting Muppets

Friday, April 11th, 2008

Daddy's got to go film some more propaganda, sonThe U.S. military must be in worse shape than we thought. Once content to harvest recruits from the ranks of the criminal, drug-addicted, and borderline retarded, they then moved on to calling up sad Southern muppets and asking them to serve. Now that our President has called an indefinite halt to post-July troop withdrawals from Iraq, America’s children might want to take a second look at this creepy Sesame Street video in order to find out why Elmo’s dad still can’t come home. MORE »