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It is time to enjoy this fantastic "Rick Perry Rap" performance made by a couple of humans (?) in Austin. And, for once, we...

Oh sorry for this late update to the tawdry spectacle of yet another man who can't keep it in his pants. Congressman Anthony Weiner's...

Our modern-day Bill Clinton -- you know, because Democrats + Boners + Twitter = Modern Day Bill Clinton -- is giving a press conference...

Oh look, one of those basic cable reality-teevee families is getting another reality show. And we are posting it, because that is apparently what...

Oh for fuck's sake, we cannot deal with this, at this hour. TIME Magazine just sent us this press release, about some "gala" in...

DON'T LET ANYBODY KNOW but somehow we got the "embargoed remarks" from some guy, with his opinion of the speech that Obama will give...

How many days until Christmas? Just 358 days! Oh man, next Xmas is gonna punish, especially if we get Mike Huckabee's dream gift, which...

Every campaign season in our increasingly retarded nation, potential voters are presented with many important survey and poll battles such as "What celebrity of...

Oh look, Michelle Obama sent us like seven emails, all with the same request: Let poor little rich boy Barack Obama finally have a...

The illiterate who ineptly cuts-and-pastes things at "Fishbowl DC" (remember that site?) is trying to get some traffic for the long-ignored MediaBistro blog by...

Remember this guy, Dale Peterson, with his dumb horse and dumb gun and whatever? Well, he lost. But like every other tween-aged girl on...

Representatives Anthony Weiner (D-Brooklyn) and Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) finally found cross-party cooperation in the supple mouths of these goats. It was a dumb stunt...

Thanks, six-hundred-and-forty-four readers who sent links to the wacky new novelty item, "Truck Nutz things for your iPhone." Thanks! Got it! Oh, you wanted...

GO BACK TO YOUR WHORES: Oh look, Eliot Spitzer is apparently still writing his awful column for Slate: "After reading the Gettysburg Address, does...

One of the most self-defeating fetishes of the modern-day right-wing pundit is assembling "evidence" that some kind of popular entertainment product is actually conservative...

Look at this fucking psychopath. (Language unsafe for work, school and your intelligence.)

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