Tag: stop it

Republican Orc-Monsters Create ‘Rick Perry Rap’ Video, In Texas

It is time to enjoy this fantastic "Rick Perry Rap" performance made by a couple of humans (?) in Austin. And, for once, we really have nothing more to say on the subject.

Weiner’s Weiner All Over Internet, While Weiner’s Wife Is Pregnant

Oh sorry for this late update to the tawdry spectacle of yet another man who can't keep it in his pants. Congressman Anthony Weiner's wife is pregnant, presumably with his spawn, and also a bunch of Internet websites are...

Crying Anthony Weiner Sez He Sent Ladies Pix of His Weiner

Our modern-day Bill Clinton -- you know, because Democrats + Boners + Twitter = Modern Day Bill Clinton -- is giving a press conference now, about his weiner. He tearfully acknowledges that he maybe took pictures of his groin,...

Reality Cable Show Announced For Daughter of Reality Cable Person

Oh look, one of those basic cable reality-teevee families is getting another reality show. And we are posting it, because that is apparently what we do here, which is yet another reason why we are all washing our hands...

Repulsive Press Release Celebrates the TIME 100 Gala Celebration

Oh for fuck's sake, we cannot deal with this, at this hour. TIME Magazine just sent us this press release, about some "gala" in New York that just ended, and .... No, we can't. We don't want to. It...

OMFG Here Is Some Random Person’s ‘Embargoed Remarks’ About the SoTU

DON'T LET ANYBODY KNOW but somehow we got the "embargoed remarks" from some guy, with his opinion of the speech that Obama will give in a few hours. But remember, it's embargoed, so DO NOT TELL ANYONE! Super important!...

Mike Huckabee Can’t Wait Till Xmas 2011!

How many days until Christmas? Just 358 days! Oh man, next Xmas is gonna punish, especially if we get Mike Huckabee's dream gift, which is a box of 1,000 copies of his Xmas book, signed by Jesus and pooped...

Lady Gaga vs. Nancy Pelosi, Who Will Win? (Not Nancy Pelosi)

Every campaign season in our increasingly retarded nation, potential voters are presented with many important survey and poll battles such as "What celebrity of the moment is better/worse than a completely unrelated government official?" For example: This person Lady...

Help Obama Have a Happy Birthday (By Sending His Wife Money?)

Oh look, Michelle Obama sent us like seven emails, all with the same request: Let poor little rich boy Barack Obama finally have a happy birthday! How do you do this? Just click the link for a NO OBLIGATION...

Famous Teabag-Beat Reporter Dave Weigel Apologizing Again

The illiterate who ineptly cuts-and-pastes things at "Fishbowl DC" (remember that site?) is trying to get some traffic for the long-ignored MediaBistro blog by posting some banal crap from that "JournoList" email group the media kids in town use...

Alabama Psychopath Lost Election, Will Now Shoot Everyone

Remember this guy, Dale Peterson, with his dumb horse and dumb gun and whatever? Well, he lost. But like every other tween-aged girl on YouTube, this fool equates national derision with sudden local importance. We were laughing at you,...

Congressmen Weiner & Chaffetz Blown By Goats

Representatives Anthony Weiner (D-Brooklyn) and Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) finally found cross-party cooperation in the supple mouths of these goats. It was a dumb stunt to promote .... eh, who cares? Both men got off and then the goats were...

Oh Here’s Your iPhone Nutz, NOW STOP SENDING IT, NOT EVEN FUNNY JESUS CHRIST COME ON

Thanks, six-hundred-and-forty-four readers who sent links to the wacky new novelty item, "Truck Nutz things for your iPhone." Thanks! Got it! Oh, you wanted us to post this? Why, exactly? Was it supposed to be funny? It's not funny. When...

GO BACK TO YOUR WHORES: Oh look, Eliot Spitzer is apparently still writing his awful column for Slate: "After reading the Gettysburg Address, does the idea of a carbon tax to finally move us away from an oil and...

Conservative Lamers Again Pretending Popular Art Form Is Conservative

One of the most self-defeating fetishes of the modern-day right-wing pundit is assembling "evidence" that some kind of popular entertainment product is actually conservative -- because these tunnel-vision wingnuts really do look at the Entire World this way, as...

Person On YouTube Does Not Care For Liberals

Look at this fucking psychopath. (Language unsafe for work, school and your intelligence.)