• May 28, 2012

stocks

All the world’s great bankers — the Illuminati, Bilderberg Group, Rothchilds and the Trilateral Commission — put on their black robes and met in secret last night, under the Great Pyramids, to try to save their holdings, and maybe help the Global Economy. So all the rich world’s central banks launched a coordinated interest-rate cut [...]

by Ken Layne  4:02 pm October 7, 2008

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST: Dow drops 300 … 400 … 450 … 500. Closes down 5.1%, 508 points, under 9,450. S&P drops under 1,000 to 996, lowest since 2003. Five straight days of this shit. How much longer? Two years? Ten years? [Marketwatch]

Well here is your updated Dow Jones thing, about which every “person on the Internet” today has been freaking. It went down like 350 points after a far greater initial plunge. This has baffled many, many people today, that this stock index fell triple-digits on a day when every remaining bank on Earth basically failed.

This dingus running for president thinks there is such a thing as a “mid-growth” stock, and that you should diversify your risk when you invest. But as one brave YouTube genius points out … Shit, what is this person talking about? The point is, this COMMUNITY ORGANIZER shouldn’t be trusted with managing the money of [...]