Tag: stock market

IT'S LIKE A RECOVERY, BUT WITH NO EQUITY, SAVINGS, CONSUMER SPENDING, JOBS, RETIREMENT ACCOUNTS, INNOVATION, STRONG CURRENCY, AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE, BASIC SHELTER, OR LONG-TERM...

LOOK AMERICA, WE GAVE CITIBANK A PROFIT! It's sexytime on Wall Street today, and around the world! That's right, a Global Stock Rally. Citigroup...

The Dow Jones fell 679 points today, since it's been a full six days since Paulson last introduced a new multi-hundred billion dollar loan...

GEORGE W. BUSH SAVES STOCK MARKET: The Dow only dropped 128 points today, which is the New Great Depression equivalent of rising 250 trillion...

Dudes, our noses are bleeding and the sky is on fire because GOOD LORD, refreshing the Dow every four seconds as it's free-falling is...

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