Tag: stock market

Donald Trump: THE FBI TOOK MY STRAWBERRIES

By the end of the day, Trump will be calling Robert Mueller a Syrian agent.

Alex Jones Knows Deep State Is Boning The Stock Market To Make Trump Look Like Big Stupid Dumbass

Stop being naughty, Deep State, you stop it RIGHT NOW!

Mr. Trump’s Wild Ride. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 6, 2018

Democrats write their own memo, the markets are in a nose dive, and Hannity blames Obama for all the bad things. Your morning news brief.

2017: The Year Trump Never Stopped Lying

How does Trump World lie? Let us count the ways.

North Carolina Congressman Explains To Katy Tur How Middle Class Tax Cuts Are Socialism

Too bad this guy didn't get more brains, but that would be socialism.

White House So Mad Nobody (Sally Yates) Told Them Michael Flynn Was Bad (Sally Yates Told Them)

And more juicy tidbits about FLYNN FRIDAY!

The Odd Couple. Wonkagenda For Tues. Oct. 17, 2017

Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump, The Wharton School Of Business’s Everlasting Shame

Rex Tillerson may have understated the case a bit.

Meet Trump Idiot ‘Brad.’ Brad Just Got Humilated On MSNBC Mansplaining ‘Economy.’

But he's a real estate guy who puts up shopping centers! Doesn't that make him S-M-R-T?

Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017

Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Thinks Chevy Cruzes Are Made In Mexico: Also Rapists, Smugglers, Killed JFK

Who will Trump appoint as Director of Turd-Polishing?
If price gouging is wrong, she don't wanna be right

Joe Manchin’s Daughter Made SO MUCH MONEY Quintupling Price Of EpiPens! Good Job, Her!

Pharmaceutical company CEO Heather Bresch just feels awful about having to make all this extra money from a lifesaving medication that she keeps raising prices on.
The REAL numbers are far worse, like when you include retired people and children!

Trump Delegates Can’t Believe How Terrible The Economy Is For Everyone But Them

Republican convention delegates are really disappointed the economy is in such terrible shape, except where they're from, where things are great in spite of Barack Obama, not because of anything he did.
Would you buy a used car from this PAC?

‘Pro’ Bernie Sanders Fake Super PAC Spent All Your Twenty-Seven Dollarses At The Disco

Look, a post about Bernie Sanders and we are not even punching Bernie Sanders! HOORAY!
God's financial analyst.

You’re Off The Hook, China. Pat Robertson Says Stock Markets Crashing Because Of Abortion

Just like all U.S. Americans, Pat Robertson woke up Monday morning to news that the stock market is kinda batshit right now. It's plunging! Then rallying, kind of! Then dipping again! By the time you read this, only Jesus...
Is this mean? It might be a little mean. Then again, John Boehner is mean.

John Boehner Pines For Good Old Days Of Great Recession

Did you know it has been six years since President Obama murdered the American economy with his bare hands and some so-called "stimulus" spending? This is a true fact, according to Speaker John Boehner, who is crying -- more...