Tag Archives: stock market

Let CNBC Discuss What’s Important About Citi’s 4,000 Layoffs: Stock Prices!

  let them eat stock

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Here’s Trillions Of Dollars Of Wealth Bouncing Around In One Minute, Depending On What The Teevee Says

  goddamnit

MOAR WORDS!

  our flourishing economy
  • LOOK AMERICA, WE GAVE CITIBANK A PROFIT! It’s sexytime on Wall Street today, and around the world! That’s right, a Global Stock Rally. Citigroup jumped a whole 30 percent and is now worth 1.3 shits. You know why? Because they announced that they’re having the ...

  your assets
  • GEORGE W. BUSH SAVES STOCK MARKET: The Dow only dropped 128 points today, which is the New Great Depression equivalent of rising 250 trillion points. Credit is still completely inaccessible, permanently, but what the hell do you people want anyway. [MOAR WORDS!