Tag: stimulus

History's greatest monster, the notorious bottom-feeding nudibranch Mark Penn, has once again triumphed over Goodness and Mercy. Nearly $6 million in stimulus money went...

What is the most wasteful kind of big government stimulus spending of all? It is all the money that Obama allocated for places that...

Ken Layne reviews Infinite Jest, or some other book. Honestly, there's really no point in reading something you've already been paid to vote against....

You know who sucks? Poor jobless hungry people in America, that's who! The famous wingnut blog "The Drudge Report" got some GOP people very,...

Barack Obama forgot how he met Michelle, his wife, his guiding star! You've only been married to the woman since 1992, Barack. Jesus...

An important new Associated Press topical article notes that exactly five other governors in American history have done something weird, while in office. So...

South Carolina granola hippie Mark Sanford just couldn't take the pressure, man, so he put on his Tevas and headed up to the mountains...

Steadfast idiot and South Carolinian real estate speculator Mark Sanford keeps bugging the president about how he wants to use federal stimulus funds to...

Right after President Obama was elected, the entire universe of unemployed people and soon-to-be unemployed people rushed to whatever that website was, with the...

WHY DOES JOE BIDEN HATE IDAHO SO MUCH? "Vice President Biden hosted officials from every state but Idaho for a conference today designed to...

Eek, would you want to be locked in a room getting yelled at by Henry Waxman for hours and hours? Because that is how...

Here's your Loyal Opposition, Republican Eric Cantor, just gushing when Obama sort of says, "What is up, Eric." So, GOP, blushing baby Cantor is...

Oh boy the stimulation is signed, in Denver -- no birth certificate necessary there! -- and here's...

Last time we checked in on notorious idiot wingnut Rep. Michele Bachmann of Minnesota, she was almost losing her safe House seat after proposing...

Were you unable to afford a gift for your special someone in honor of that other holiday today, Valentine's Day? With all the new...

GO TO BED, AMERICA, YOU'RE RICH AGAIN! The Senate passed the Stimulation 60-38, and the House passed it too, the end.

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