We have received another sexy stimulus party report, this time from elitist operative “Eric.” He tells us that he drank imported beer, because he doesn’t like Bud Light (take that, Cindy McCain), that his girlfriend is kind of a pain in the ass, and that he has a job for now. In other words, we have no idea whether he went to a stimulus party or not; we get a lot of e-mails from drunk lunatics for no reason after all. MORE »

So apparently nobody went to any stimulus parties this weekend, which explains why every mortgage in America went into foreclosure at 12 o’clock sharp today. The best you people could manage was standing around in sad clumps and bitching about Republicans, which is not quite the same thing. Anyhow, after the jump you will find a brief description of a half-legitimate stimulus party, courtesy of Wonkette poverty operative “Katie.” MORE »