Tag: stimulus

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How Obama Is Dividing America By Making Things Better: A Wonksplainer

President Obama continues his longstanding tradition of creating jobs to push his partisan agenda of economic recovery, while simultaneously dividing this country by making liars out of Republicans who swear he is ruining America. Candidate Obama promised to bring this country together,...
Is this mean? It might be a little mean. Then again, John Boehner is mean.

John Boehner Pines For Good Old Days Of Great Recession

Did you know it has been six years since President Obama murdered the American economy with his bare hands and some so-called "stimulus" spending? This is a true fact, according to Speaker John Boehner, who is crying -- more...
Wow such current meme. Still more up to date than Norquist

Now Grover Norquist Wants To Drown Republicans In The Bathtub

There is an old saying: if you laid all the economists in the world end to end, Grover Norquist would still be wrong about everything. Still, you have to give him a lot of credit (No you don't). In spite...

Surprise, Mitch McConnell Taking Credit For Jobs Created By Stimulus He Hates

Not that anyone will be knocked over with this particular feather, but let's give a little cheer to Mitch McConnell for this bit of chootspah: “Five years later, the stimulus is no success to celebrate,” said the embattled Republican to...

Austerity Declared Winner In Washington State Bridge Collapse

Gee, I wonder what will happen if we build roads and bridges, then completely ignore them for decades and drastically cut funding everywhere in order to suck the knob of the right wing’s newest golden calf, austerity? Surely nothing...

Meet Alaska’s Airport And Harbor To Nowhere

What are you thankful for this holiday weekend? The re-election of the Muslin in the White House? That Ol' Handsome Joe Biden is still driving his bitchin' Camaro up and down Pennsylvania Avenue? That drunk Uncle Fred is behind...

America’s Sweetheart Paul Ryan Will Lie Pathologically To Your Face, Stimulus Edition

We bet any minute Aaron Sorkin will come out with a Newsroom episode about the very special time in October 2010 when Zooey Deschanel's younger twin sister, Paul Ryan, denied having asked for stimulus funds like Peter denied Christ....

Herman Cain Watches Girl Torture Goldfish From Mountaintop

Here is a little girl throwing water and mud on top of a goldfish she dumped on the ground. Did you know that it's also a political ad from Herman Cain, decrying the Stimulus? Of course you did, what...

Rick Santorum Accuses Awful Obama of Best Employment Policy On Earth

Frozen shitsicle Rick Santorum went on CNN today to remind everyone that he cannot do math, he is illiterate and he has no idea how many people live or work in the United States, all in under 60 seconds....

Mitt Romney Edits His Book To Magically Become Teabagger

In the hardcover edition of Mitt Romney's second book, No Apology, Mitt saves the Olympics by talking about how important the 2009 stimulus package was and how his plan to force citizens to buy health care was better than...

Obama Administration Has No Idea If It’s Running Economy Correctly

With the news out today that the nation's unemployment rate has hit its highest point in months, it was obviously the perfect occasion for the Obama administration to get out in the media and brag about how well they're...

Alaska: America’s Leech!

Like Australia, Alaska is a prison colony of persons too unsavory to hack it in their O.G. motherland. Oh, and also there are native people who were there first, like Todd Palin. Peer into the heart of this province...

Man-Whore Mark Sanford Takes Obama’s Dirty Money, Like A Prostitute

March of 2009 was so very long ago that when you click this link you will be surprised that everyone in the story isn't wearing chain mail and calling each other "thee" and "thou," but back then South Carolina...

Mo’ Federal Money For the States, Fewer Problems

Senate Democrats and Maine's two Communist Republican ladies voted to give money to the states, hooray! This means that state governments won't have to lay everybody off. Olympia Snowe said that "this should be sort of the...

More Evidence That The Stimulus Created 19 Abortions And Nothing Else

Which Starbucks-drinking human who likes to drink Starbucks coffee during work breaks is trying to defend the ObamUlus TelLyPoopter WhaleFail package today? Just the CBO, a national corrupt community organizing commune for Gaynesian economists: "The massive stimulus package passed...

Obama Issues Semiannual Declaration Of End Of Time For Talking

And yet the talk continues. Irony!