steven crowder
Fox ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder Defends Poor Embattled Jesus From Grave Insult Of People Believing What They Want
It had been a while since we heard from our old friend, union thug speed bag Steven Crowder, which was just fine with yr Wonkette. A mommyblog of our delicate constitution can only listen to so many Ashley Judd rape jokes or complaints about how trans people will destroy the integrity of the honorable sport [...]
Fox News Comedian Steven Crowder Caps Off Week From Hell By Pissing Off Trans Community
Just when you think things couldn’t get any worse for the sweet-faced little rotten dumpling of hate that is Fox News “comedian” Steven Crowder, he has decided to weigh in on a complex social issue. Given that his writing style continues to combine the subtlety of an air raid siren with the careful analysis of a [...]
Steven Crowder’s Attempt At An Ashley Judd Rape Joke Somehow Makes Daniel Tosh Seem Endearing
Oh sweet merciful christ the annual khaki-ed klavern that is CPAC has finally ended and thus we can start following less disgusting displays of retrograde political insanity, like sequester budget debates or public lynchings. Sadly, however, there is one more “story” to report from this pasty-fleshed convention from hell, and it involves everyone’s favorite bastard [...]
Straightest Man In The World Steven Crowder Upset The Olympics Taking Away His Fancy Wrasslin’
Steven Crowder, failed men’s rights comedian and evolving disgrace to his native Canada, is probably best known for being punched in the face and for concern trolling the internet about his awesome marriage. As it turns out however, Young Steven is a bit of a renaissance man as he enjoys the arts (yelling at people [...]
Fox ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder, Married For 45 Minutes, Would Like To Give You Marriage Advice
Brace yourselves, men of the internet — you are about to be told to “grow up” by a dude who shoves people and then cries when one punches him in the face. Yes, it is Fox News person Steven Crowder, he of the taking candy from children video, which was hilarious. He got married back [...]
Steven Crowder Tent-Gate: 12/11 Was An Inside Job
Remember that awesome video of stereotypical union thug cold wailing on stereotypical Fox News douche Steven Crowder at the Michigan anti-”Right to Work” rally this week? Of course you do, it’s embedded above. Probably you watched it and were like: “I shouldn’t be laughing at this because I’m a hippy Wonketteer librul who knows violence [...]
Never Forget! Union Thugs Push Down Koch Brothers Tent, Punch Steven Crowder In Face
Like the mighty towers of the World Trade Center, a tent belonging to the Michigan chapter of Americans for Prosperity fell in Lansing today because it was attacked by terrorists who hate our freedom…to not pay union dues but still receive the protection organized labor provides workers. Labor protesters, angry about Michigan’s passage of a [...]
Fox News Pedobear Steals Children’s Candy To Teach Valuable Lesson About Kenyan-Islamo-Socialism
Oh conservative blogger and Fox News contributor Steven Crowder, Pedobear, really? That is how you are dressed while you steal children’s candy to “redistribute” it to make your waggish point about taxes = theft or whatever your bullshit is today? Sadface, Steven Crowder. Sadface! But let us get on to the “meat” of your “argument.” [...]
We Are Sorry We Left You Off Our List Of Hottest Conservatives, Steven Crowder
Your Wonkette did something terrible this week, and it is time to get our Step Eight on, and make amends. In our post about the seven hottest conservative men to have judged the 20 hottest conservative women, we left out Steven Crowder. We did this because after googling him, we figured the picture that came [...]
CPAC Gangsta Rap Number More or Less Satan’s Cue to Destroy Earth
Here you go, dear readers, here is a little Friday warm up for whatever other terrible decisions you have planned for the weekend: watch this video of some Fox News dildo and his sidekick as they flop around in fruity wigs and rain down the musical equivalent of ten million anesthesia-free lobotomies on a delighted [...]
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