Tag: steven crowder

taken before the day everything changed...

Michigan Teabagger Cites Magna Carta, Eternal Rights Of Man In Epic Fight Over Seating Chart

Do you sometimes feel like the standard tea party characters are growing a little stale? Are you tired of the Crowders? The Kincannons? The Paranoid Ginger Wooly Willies? I mean, don’t get me wrong. Those guys are great, especially if you’re looking...
Steven Crowder and his inner furry

Wingnut ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder Sure Wishes Chris Rock Would Stop Being So Racist

There is exactly one good thing to come out of the fact that unfunny rightwing comedian Steven Crowder has slagged Chris Rock for comments Rock made in a recent interview with Frank Rich at NY Magazine's Vulture website: It...

Bring Your Trumpets, We Are Having A New Orleans Style Funeral For ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder’s Fox News ‘Career’

We bring you grievous news, brothers and sisters, via the goodly offices of Breitbart.com. They inform us that Steven Crowder, Fox News "comedian," has been unceremoniously canned by America's greatest news network, though they do not so much tell...

Fox ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder Defends Poor Embattled Jesus From Grave Insult Of People Believing What They Want

It had been a while since we heard from our old friend, union thug speed bag Steven Crowder, which was just fine with yr Wonkette. A mommyblog of our delicate constitution can only listen to so many Ashley Judd...

Fox News Comedian Steven Crowder Caps Off Week From Hell By Pissing Off Trans Community

Just when you think things couldn’t get any worse for the sweet-faced little rotten dumpling of hate that is Fox News "comedian" Steven Crowder, he has decided to weigh in on a complex social issue. Given that his writing style...

Steven Crowder’s Attempt At An Ashley Judd Rape Joke Somehow Makes Daniel Tosh Seem Endearing

Oh sweet merciful christ the annual khaki-ed klavern that is CPAC has finally ended and thus we can start following less disgusting displays of retrograde political insanity, like sequester budget debates or public lynchings. Sadly, however, there is one...

Straightest Man In The World Steven Crowder Upset The Olympics Taking Away His Fancy Wrasslin’

Steven Crowder, failed men's rights comedian and evolving disgrace to his native Canada, is probably best known for being punched in the face and for concern trolling the internet about his awesome marriage. As it turns out however, Young...

Fox ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder, Married For 45 Minutes, Would Like To Give You Marriage Advice

Brace yourselves, men of the internet — you are about to be told to "grow up" by a dude who shoves people and then cries when one punches him in the face. Yes, it is Fox News person Steven Crowder,...

Steven Crowder Tent-Gate: 12/11 Was An Inside Job

Remember that awesome video of stereotypical union thug cold wailing on stereotypical Fox News douche Steven Crowder at the Michigan anti-"Right to Work" rally this week? Of course you do, it's embedded above. Probably you watched it and were...

Never Forget! Union Thugs Push Down Koch Brothers Tent, Punch Steven Crowder In Face

Like the mighty towers of the World Trade Center, a tent belonging to the Michigan chapter of Americans for Prosperity fell in Lansing today because it was attacked by terrorists who hate our freedom...to not pay union dues but...

Fox News Pedobear Steals Children’s Candy To Teach Valuable Lesson About Kenyan-Islamo-Socialism

Oh conservative blogger and Fox News contributor Steven Crowder, Pedobear, really? That is how you are dressed while you steal children's candy to "redistribute" it to make your waggish point about taxes = theft or whatever your bullshit is...

We Are Sorry We Left You Off Our List Of Hottest Conservatives, Steven Crowder

Your Wonkette did something terrible this week, and it is time to get our Step Eight on, and make amends. In our post about the seven hottest conservative men to have judged the 20 hottest conservative women, we left...

CPAC Gangsta Rap Number More or Less Satan’s Cue to Destroy Earth

Here you go, dear readers, here is a little Friday warm up for whatever other terrible decisions you have planned for the weekend: watch this video of some Fox News dildo and his sidekick as they flop around in...