Tag Archives: steven crowder

  the halls of injustice

Michigan Teabagger Cites Magna Carta, Eternal Rights Of Man In Epic Fight Over Seating Chart

taken before the day everything changed...
Do you sometimes feel like the standard tea party characters are growing a little stale? Are you tired of the Crowders? The Kincannons? The Paranoid Ginger Wooly Willies? I mean, don’t get me wrong. Those guys are great, especially if you’re looking for racist murder fetish material. But will they have a seat at the table when it’s time to effect true change? Who will LEAD? Read more on Michigan Teabagger Cites Magna Carta, Eternal Rights Of Man In Epic Fight Over Seating Chart…
  Conservative Comedy Strikes Again

Wingnut ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder Sure Wishes Chris Rock Would Stop Being So Racist

Steven Crowder and his inner furry
There is exactly one good thing to come out of the fact that unfunny rightwing comedian Steven Crowder has slagged Chris Rock for comments Rock made in a recent interview with Frank Rich at NY Magazine’s Vulture website: It reminded us to go back and read Chris Rock’s long, excellent interview with Frank Rich at NY Magazine’s Vulture website. Read more on Wingnut ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder Sure Wishes Chris Rock Would Stop Being So Racist…
  pour one on the ground for our brother who is gone

Bring Your Trumpets, We Are Having A New Orleans Style Funeral For ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder’s Fox News ‘Career’

We bring you grievous news, brothers and sisters, via the goodly offices of Breitbart.com. They inform us that Steven Crowder, Fox News “comedian,” has been unceremoniously canned by America’s greatest news network, though they do not so much tell us “why,” as report a bit on the fallout: apparently, Crowder has been talking smack about human-shaped tire fire Sean Hannity, and unnamed Fox execs have been firing back! Fox hired Crowder four years ago and gave him a lot of visibility. But the problem was that he was never that funny, and, in addition, he crossed the line more than a few times. So we let him go. It happens. This is a business. But now, sadly, on his way out the door, Crowder is proving his true colors, by being disloyal to the folks who took a chance on him and had him on the payroll for so long. The attack on Hannity only further underscores the wisdom of our decision to part company with him. That is all well and good and stupid and juicy, but what of our hunky hero, the dearly departed? Let us not weep, brothers and sisters, for the death of Steven Crowder’s Fox News career. Instead, let us remember with joy the life his career lived, and the laughter it brought us lo these many years! Read more on Bring Your Trumpets, We Are Having A New Orleans Style Funeral For ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder’s Fox News ‘Career’…
  trolling for jesus

Fox ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder Defends Poor Embattled Jesus From Grave Insult Of People Believing What They Want

It had been a while since we heard from our old friend, union thug speed bag Steven Crowder, which was just fine with yr Wonkette. A mommyblog of our delicate constitution can only listen to so many Ashley Judd rape jokes or complaints about how trans people will destroy the integrity of the honorable sport of two people whaling on each other in a cage. If Steven Crowder had beaten a retreat from the limelight to spend his time dousing himself in Axe Body Spray and pretending not to hear all the other guys at the gym laughing as he slides two five-pound weights onto a barbell, the circus still sends plenty of clowns into the ring for us to facepalm over. Alas, this week the human-shaped anal fistula popped back up on our radar with a charming little video designed to be a middle finger poked in the eye of the 1.7 billion Muslims with whom we share this planet. Because if you can be a dick for no reason other than you like to luxuriate in your own dickishness, you can’t pass that up. Wait, what’s that, Steven Crowder? You have some sort of intellectual point you are exploring? (H)e said he wanted to get to the root of terrorism by comparing the “model citizens” of both faiths. Read more on Fox ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder Defends Poor Embattled Jesus From Grave Insult Of People Believing What They Want…
  face in the crowder

Fox News Comedian Steven Crowder Caps Off Week From Hell By Pissing Off Trans Community

Just when you think things couldn’t get any worse for the sweet-faced little rotten dumpling of hate that is Fox News “comedian” Steven Crowder, he has decided to weigh in on a complex social issue. Given that his writing style continues to combine the subtlety of an air raid siren with the careful analysis of a rabid mule, he is bound to anger people associated with the subject of whatever he addresses. In this case he is (again) picking a fight that he most definitely will lose. Apparently, Fox’s senior millennial troll is incensed that a male to female transsexual is befouling his beloved sport of mixed martial arts through her insistence on competing against women. But while sane commentators approach this subject (if just to avoid looking an ass or the inevitable angry emails) with some degree of precision in terms of how they express their thoughts on the subject, Crowder predictably filled his post on the subject with the sort of idiotic musings that we have come to expect from a man who believes that marriage is a sanctified sandwich filled sleepover. Read more on Fox News Comedian Steven Crowder Caps Off Week From Hell By Pissing Off Trans Community…
  comedy is not pretty

Steven Crowder’s Attempt At An Ashley Judd Rape Joke Somehow Makes Daniel Tosh Seem Endearing

Oh sweet merciful christ the annual khaki-ed klavern that is CPAC has finally ended and thus we can start following less disgusting displays of retrograde political insanity, like sequester budget debates or public lynchings. Sadly, however, there is one more “story” to report from this pasty-fleshed convention from hell, and it involves everyone’s favorite bastard offspring of Dennis Miller and Phyllis Schlafly, the ignoble glass-jawed future Senator known as Steven Crowder. It seems as if Mr. Macho Insecurity took a dramatic break from his usual YouTubed fits of transparent homophobic rage and condescendingly idiotic articles about his perfect marriage and instead made a crack about Ashley Judd and rape, which was (not surprisingly) about as funny as a tumor: Read more on Steven Crowder’s Attempt At An Ashley Judd Rape Joke Somehow Makes Daniel Tosh Seem Endearing…
  big tent filled with closets

Straightest Man In The World Steven Crowder Upset The Olympics Taking Away His Fancy Wrasslin’

Steven Crowder, failed men’s rights comedian and evolving disgrace to his native Canada, is probably best known for being punched in the face and for concern trolling the internet about his awesome marriage. As it turns out however, Young Steven is a bit of a renaissance man as he enjoys the arts (yelling at people through his Youtube Channel) as well as athletics (threatening people with his comically bulging biceps). Well he is not pleased with the dirty foreigners who run the Olympics for taking away his favorite COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL sport. To the chagrin of Crowder, the International Olympic Committee decided Tuesday that wrestling is somehow even lamer than Modern Pentathlon and Field Hockey and will more than likely not include it in the 2020 Olympics. There is a small chance that the sport could be brought back into the fold but it will have to compete for votes with baseball/softball, karate, squash, roller sports, sport climbing, wakeboarding and wushu. Read more on Straightest Man In The World Steven Crowder Upset The Olympics Taking Away His Fancy Wrasslin’…
  random experts from the internet

Fox ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder, Married For 45 Minutes, Would Like To Give You Marriage Advice

Brace yourselves, men of the internet — you are about to be told to “grow up” by a dude who shoves people and then cries when one punches him in the face. Yes, it is Fox News person Steven Crowder, he of the taking candy from children video, which was hilarious. He got married back in August, you see, and now that it has been five or six whole months he is ready to tell us how balls-out awesome it is, and how immature us men are being for not getting married. And, because listicles are all the rage with the kiddos these days, it’s called “A man’s top 5 reasons to grow up and get married.” Women, you do not really have a say in this one, sorry, back to the cookie-baking. Read more on Fox ‘Comedian’ Steven Crowder, Married For 45 Minutes, Would Like To Give You Marriage Advice…
  needz moar james o'keefe

Steven Crowder Tent-Gate: 12/11 Was An Inside Job

Remember that awesome video of stereotypical union thug cold wailing on stereotypical Fox News douche Steven Crowder at the Michigan anti-“Right to Work” rally this week? Of course you do, it’s embedded above. Probably you watched it and were like: “I shouldn’t be laughing at this because I’m a hippy Wonketteer librul who knows violence solves nothing, but DAMN! Dude dropped Crowder like Tyson dropped Spinks.” Read more on Steven Crowder Tent-Gate: 12/11 Was An Inside Job…
  face: punched

Never Forget! Union Thugs Push Down Koch Brothers Tent, Punch Steven Crowder In Face

Like the mighty towers of the World Trade Center, a tent belonging to the Michigan chapter of Americans for Prosperity fell in Lansing today because it was attacked by terrorists who hate our freedom…to not pay union dues but still receive the protection organized labor provides workers. Labor protesters, angry about Michigan’s passage of a Right to Work law, destroyed AFP’s tent thing today. Or maybe that’s what THEY want you to think! Maybe AFP wrecked their own tent to make labor protesters look bad on Drudge Report. Was 12/11 an inside job? Read more on Never Forget! Union Thugs Push Down Koch Brothers Tent, Punch Steven Crowder In Face…
  like taking candy from a baby

Fox News Pedobear Steals Children’s Candy To Teach Valuable Lesson About Kenyan-Islamo-Socialism

Oh conservative blogger and Fox News contributor Steven Crowder, Pedobear, really? That is how you are dressed while you steal children’s candy to “redistribute” it to make your waggish point about taxes = theft or whatever your bullshit is today? Sadface, Steven Crowder. Sadface! But let us get on to the “meat” of your “argument.” Is it as clever and hilarious as your thing about Batman? (No. Nothing could ever be as hilarious as that — except the time you went all icky about finally porking your bride after you were like a 30-year-old virgin or something, which was the funniest thing in the world. (Oh, that one was you being sincere about how superior the two of you were to all those lusty drunky fornicators? Our “bad.”) Read more on Fox News Pedobear Steals Children’s Candy To Teach Valuable Lesson About Kenyan-Islamo-Socialism…
  why aren't men funny?

We Are Sorry We Left You Off Our List Of Hottest Conservatives, Steven Crowder

Your Wonkette did something terrible this week, and it is time to get our Step Eight on, and make amends. In our post about the seven hottest conservative men to have judged the 20 hottest conservative women, we left out Steven Crowder. We did this because after googling him, we figured the picture that came up could not possibly have been of the conservative comedian, because he was young and handsomeish and not a sad monstrous goon! So here, to make up for it, is a post just on Steven Crowder! Hiiii Steven! Hiiiii! Read more on We Are Sorry We Left You Off Our List Of Hottest Conservatives, Steven Crowder…
  burning man for bigots

CPAC Gangsta Rap Number More or Less Satan’s Cue to Destroy Earth

Here you go, dear readers, here is a little Friday warm up for whatever other terrible decisions you have planned for the weekend: watch this video of some Fox News dildo and his sidekick as they flop around in fruity wigs and rain down the musical equivalent of ten million anesthesia-free lobotomies on a delighted CPAC audience. Don’t miss the part near the end with the hysterical screams of “KNICKERS! I CAN SAY KNICKERS!!” as the black guy walks out. Read more on CPAC Gangsta Rap Number More or Less Satan’s Cue to Destroy Earth…