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Posts Tagged ‘steven cohen’

WAGG THE BOG

Dick Cheney Goes Soft, And Eliot Spitzer Wants To Get Hard

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Personality Parade!Heavens! The DEBT COLLECTORS are in hot pursuit of America’s prized orator, JOE WILSON! Apparently Joe purchased 30,000 “I’m With Myself” tee shirts with his credit card, because he forgot to buy his wife something nice for 9/11. But guess what? BANK OF AMERICA does not accept SCREAMING as a form of payment! (It used to, when we were still on the gold standard.) Run for your life, Joe Wilson! You would not enjoy DEBTOR’S PRISON, where they make you talk with “inside voices.” … MORE »