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Tucker Carlson’s ‘Daily Caller’ Does Yeoman’s Service In Refuting Dumb Right-Wing Freakout — UPDATED!

UPDATED! CORRECTION BELOW! Perhaps you were alive and sentient and cruising around stupid hack rightwing websites sometime in the last few days when you noticed that they all lost their collective shit because totally un-American (Yellow Peril) Secretary of Energy,...

The Week In Barry Drinking Game

Hello! Would you like to know what your President Mahmoud Barack Hussein Al-Bama did this week? Well, this column will tell you everything in vast, accurate detail, based on Official White House Videographer Arun Chaudhary's weekly pornographic Inter-tubes serial....

Administration Aide Has Pig AIDS

We should have known. We should have known that Barack Obama would try to kill us via that Red Chinese nerd queer, the energy secretary "Choo Choo," who's so dumb and violent that he doesn't even know what oil...

Joe ‘Stumper’ Barton Has A New Thought About The Future, See?

Texas Rep. Joe Barton has been harnessing all of the momentum he built up the other day when he kicked the everlasting fuck out of that Chinese science fag, "Choo Choo," with his mind powers. According to the Sierra...

Dumb Congressman Brags About ‘Stumping’ Nobel-Winning Energy Secretary With Stupid Question

Here is an official clip prepared by the office of Texas Rep. Joe Barton titled, "Where Does Oil Come From? Question leaves Energy Secretary puzzled." This title alone should tell you enough about what really happened. This dimwitted clown...