Tag: steve stockman

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2014: The Year Of Terrible Science From People Saying ‘I’m Not A Scientist’

We know that politicians actually started saying "I'm not a scientist" well before 2014 -- Marco Rubio adopted it in 2012 when asked how old the earth was -- but this was definitely the year it became Republicans' go-to...
The stupid is on fire in here

Jon Stewart To House Science Committee: ‘Are You F-cking Kidding Me?!?!?’ (Video)

Jon Stewart took a moment to talk about the weekend's climate change march in New York, and wondered why it's even necessary to have a march about global warming -- after all, isn't the climate science settled? Ah, but...
Your sign sounds too whiny. NEXT!

Steve Stockman Seeks ‘Smart’ Intern Who Loves America And Babbies, Hates Granola And Islamics

Hey, young political junkies! Are you looking for a chance to make a difference, or at least make a lot of copies and coffee? Maybe you should apply for a Congressional internship! And here's one that sounds real darn...

Our Old Friend Steve Stockman Is Maybe An Actual Criminal Besides Just Being A Really Good Grifter

Normally we don't like to get too into campaign finance and disclosure scandals because we are just not that kind of Wonkblog. We're the other kind. The one with dick jokes. But we'll make an exception for a scandal...

World’s Laziest Half-Term Governor Says Obama Killed All Those Vets Because He Is So Lazy, Also Too The Media

Oh em gee, you guys, the ghost thinker for Sarah Palin's brain has informed her that she is SUPER empissened about the just discovered BREAKING news that America does not treat its veterans so good, actually. No, we are not...

Science Expert Steve Stockman Laughs At Democrats’ Junk Science And Lightbulb Tyranny

Well here is a fine how do you do: Rep. Steve Stockman, fresh off losing his big Senate primary to John Cornyn, became a Hero of Science Monday by pointing out that both astrology and climate change are nonsense....

Steve Stockman Will Put All You Jerks In Jail For Criming Him By Publishing His 1977 Mugshot

Texas Congresswhatever Steve Stockman would just like you all to know that he is totally vindicated and absolutely proven to be the victim of a horrible smear by evil forces aligned with Sen. John Cornyn, who Stockman would totally...

Texas Senate Candidate Doesn’t Get Why Wetbacks All Upset He Said ‘Wetbacks’ Should Be Shot

The PC police are at large in Texas, just cold ruining life again for decent godfearing men who are merely talking about protecting their property and their nation. Latest member of this oppressed victim class: U.S. Senate candidate Chris...

Stop Libeling Steve Stockman With Facts About His 1977 Drug Charges

Still more weirdness from Texas Congressthing Steve Stockman, who is making a strong bid for "Strangest Elected Human Who Isn't Rob Ford" 2014. Stockman has lately been very whineful about ads run by Texans for a Conservative Majority, a...

Texas Rep. Steve Stockman Vanishes, Supposedly Still Running For Senate

You might think that someone running against an incumbent senator would be a bit more visible, but Texas Rep. Steve Stockman, who's running against John Cornyn, seems to have disappeared from Washington and hasn't voted in the House since...

Is Our National Legislative Sh*tmuffin Of The Year Ted Cruz? We Will Give You Two Guesses And The Answer Is Yes

Yes, yes, we know: you thought it was going to be Louie Gohmert. There is no disputing it -- the man really is the dumbest piece of fecal-infused dough in Congress, and that is really saying something. But the...

Happy Birthday Ted Nugent, You Are The Worst And We Hate You

Our favorite-not-favorite rocker and gun enthusiast turns 65 today! We here at Wonkette would like to wish Ted Nugent a most happy birthday (or should we say Merry Birthday, because December? We don't want to get yelled at for...

Texas Wingnut Steve Stockman To Primary John Cornyn For Senate, Tila Tequila To Primary James Inhofe

In a surprise last-minute move, Texas congressidiot Steve Stockman filed to run for John Cornyn's seat in the Senate just a few minutes before the deadline. So now we can look forward to yet another internecine Republican fight between...

House GOP Committee Holds Quiet Little Casual Meeting About (Stage Whisper) Impeaching Obama

Tuesday was another great day for casually talking about how the heck to impeach the president for something something presidenting while black something. But then, isn't every day? Of course! But Tuesday was extra special, as a who's who...

Texas Rep. Steve Stockman Isn’t Only A Wingnut Buffoon; He’s Also Got A Mystery Income Of $350,000

Around these parts, when we hear the name "Steve Stockman," we usually wonder what damn fool shenanigans he's gotten up to this time. This is, after all, the guy who invited Ted Nugent to be his guest at the...

Texas Rep. Steve Stockman: Why Can’t Obamacare Website Feed Pizza To Ghosts Like Super Mario Bros Or Whatever?

Texas Congressarmadillo Steve Stockman, veteran of such memorable stunts as inviting Ted Nugent to join him for the State of the Union Address and tongue-kissing the Obama Rodeo Clown guy (which we'd somehow forgotten...How did our republic ever weather...