steve king
Hero GOP Reps Fight Back Against Tyranny Of Healthy School Lunches
Brave GOP legislators are fighting against the Kale Tyranny of Michelle Obama and her personal minions at the USDA, who are phasing in a fascist plan to require all school lunches to reduce their maximum calorie count and include servings of fruit and vegetables. Congressmen Steve King (R-Iowa/National Pork Producers Council) and Tim Huelskamp (R-Kansas/National [...]
Iowa Rep. Steve King Stars In Tragic Tale ‘A Christmas Without Guns’
Rep. Steve King (R-Red Dawn) has a new grievance against gun-registration proposals: They would ruin his family’s Christmas. Speaking to the birther conspiracy site World Net Daily, King castigated Democratic proposals in the wake of the Sandy Hook school massacre. “And I look at the President’s argument on background checks. That would mean that every [...]
Steve King Off Message About GOP’s Specific Plans To Screw Over Disaster Victims
Mitt Romney is the current GOP nominee for president, which means that, for the next six days, he’s the head of the Republican party. We’re pretty sure that’s in the Constitution? Anyway, in the wake of the hurricane that’s crippled New York City (and also exiled Your Wonkette to Tumblr, even though Tumblr is based [...]
Rep. Steve King: I Have Never Heard Of Teenagers Getting Pregnant Except The Ones I Described
Rep. Steve King (R-IA) has defended Missouri Senate candidate (for now) Todd Akin by going a step further and claiming that a lady cannot get pregnant from statutory rape or incest either! King supports the “No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act.” It would ban Federal funding of abortions except in cases of forcible rape. Right [...]
Vengeful God, Iowa Rep. Steve King, Will Smite Every Bill Obama Ever Signed Into Law
Oh hi Steve King (R-His Own Sphincter), what paranoid delusional BS are you blabbing about today? You will remember Steve King as the gentleman who advocated for the legality of animal cruelty because of the theoretical legality of a VERY detailed scenario (fantasy?) involving abducting a 13 year old girl from a swing set, raping [...]
Michigan Rep. John Conyers Totally Trolls English-Only Hearings
John Conyers, how regularly you delight us! (Once, we sat next to the million-term Michigan Democrat at a recording industry handjob event, and could not wait to tell him about how we had read that the stupid TSA, post-9/11, was constantly pulling him out of line because of his bum ticker. “That’s Dingell,” he answered [...]
Iowa Rep. Steve King: Why Is It Wrong To Dog-Fight If It Is Okay To Rape And Kidnap These Children?
You guys, we are not even kidding about this. Iowa Rep. Steve King, perhaps feeling a little heat since ThinkProgress pointed out that he actually and for real loves it when people murder puppies, has gone absolutely around the bend. And we mean MORE around the bend than Steve King usually assays. In explaining himself, [...]
Iowa Rep. Steve King Loves Dog-Fighting So Much, Wants To Marry It, Have Its Slashed-Up Puppies
You know how it’s awesome to be cruel to animals? And how it is not at all worrisome when adolescents or teenage boys get all horny torturing cute things, and it in no way portends (probably both causally and effectively, as they become desensitized to the pain of others) that they will become mass murderers? [...]
California Won’t Let Iowa Rep. Steve King Torture Chickens, So Now He Hates States Rights
The longtime Wonkette reader will know from many perilous exposures to the not-at-all-graphic-and-horrible animal rights ads we carry that chickens in particular are super screwed in this country. So some states, like California, have passed laws saying that starting in 2015, all eggs that come into the state must be from chickens in cages big [...]
Sundays With Jamie Kilstein And The Lord: Anchor Babies Away!
Republicans are mad at Mexican lover Barack Obama because he wants to temporarily not destroy the lives of brown people who have lived in America pretty much their whole life by renditioning them to a country they have never lived in so they can starve in a lonely wasteland of fear. Go get em GOP! [...]
Steve King Talking Dirty In Public Again
America’s most vocal light bulb sex toy fetishist Rep. Steve King had a hot little pile of mouth poop to share with his constituents regarding his personal vision for doling out U.S. work visas to immigrants, by comparing these humans to dogs: “You want a good bird dog? You want one that’s going to be [...]
Rep. Steve King: If Gays Would Just Stay In The Closet, Nobody Could Discriminate Against Them
Well, staying in the closet is one way to end discrimination against gays in the workplace, Rep. Steve King, R-Iowa. But it might get a little weird when people keep bringing their 30-year “roommates” to the company picnic. ThinkProgress spoke to everyone’s favorite crusty bigot, and this is the Inarguably True Thing he told them. [...]
How Steve King Enjoys His Light Bulb: ‘I Screw It in There and Smile’
What the hell was Steve King’s speech to CPAC about? All we got from this video and transcript snippet was something about “janitors which were nancy Stasi troops” sneaking around his office at night stealing his “black market light bulbs,” so he sent his interns on a rescue mission to get new ones that the [...]
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