Tag: steve king

Iowa Rep. Steve King Decides Now’s A Great Time To Get Neo-Nazi AF

Oh neat, now members of Congress are using actual White Power code words. THANKS TRUMP!

Wonkagenda: Friday, September 23, 2016

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Screw you, huddled masses.

Phyllis Schlafly To Louisiana Flood Victims: Speak English Or Go F*ck Yourself

Phyllis Schalfly knows what the real scandal of the Louisiana floods is: The government's providing help to people who no speako English, encouraging them to avoid assimilating.

GOP Convention Guests Get To Potty Next To ALL The Trans Folk In Cleveland, Yippee!

But what about THEIR WIVES AND DAUGHTERS???
She's sassy!

Fox News’s Laura Ingraham Has Diaper Fantasies, And They Are Disgusting

Laura Ingraham can't wait to poop her pants. Don't you want to sit next to her?

Steve King So Sad Everyone In Orlando Nightclub Wasn’t Carrying A Loaded Gun

Guns don't kill people -- drunk people without guns kill people.

Rep. Steve King Will Stop Lady-Hating Racists From Putting Harriet Tubman On $20

Rep. Steve King is just not ready for this kind of change.

Congresslady Calling Ignorant Bigot An ‘Ignorant Bigot’ Is Best Thing You’ll See All Day

Gather round, ye Wonkers, for we have another TKO smackdown to share with you!

Iowa Rep. Steve King Worried Transgenders Will Make Ladies’ Armpits All Gross And Sweaty

He can smell what's coming, and PEE YEW!

Maybe Ted Cruz Should Shoot Donald Trump In The Face, As Our Founders Intended

Things sure have heated up in the Republican presidential primary! Harsh words have been spoke, mean names have been called, and uncouth lout Donald J. Trump is accusing decent gentleman Ted Cruz of being an "unhinged" and "unstable" liar...

Sarah Palin And Steve King Huffing Corn Syrup Fumes At Each Other Again

In all the excitement of the Iowa Caucuses, you might have missed one little squirmish leading up to the big night: a microfeud between rightwing idiot Sarah Palin and idiot rightwinger Steve King over Palin's historic histrionic endorsement of...
It was Sleepy Old Man Carson all along!

Ben Carson Would Have Won Iowa If It Weren’t For That Meddling Cruz Kid

Ben Carson knows why he only finished fourth in the Iowa Caucuses, with a piddling 9 percent of the vote: It had nothing with his campaign style (best described as somewhere between "somnolent" and "vegetative") or with his barely...

Congressperv Steve King Happy To Shuck His Corncob Over RINO Nikki Haley

Trigger warning for ew gross disgusting nasty stop it, just stop it, too late, here we go, GAHHHHHHHHHH: The Republican representative from the Fried-Ethanol-On-A-Stick State has already pledged his monogamous undying NO HOMO love to Ted Cruz, whose stellar "principled conservative" values...
President Ted Cruz (R-Not Really)

Republicans Lining Up To Punch Foreigner Ted Cruz Right In His Poutine Curds

Oh damn, all y'all. Things are not looking good for our hero, Cuban-Canadian Ted Cruz of Texas. And by hero, we mean actual skin sack of bile who deserves all the scorn and the rage and the gratuitous name-calling and face-punching....
Expert of foreigns.

Hispanic Rep. Steve King Knows Ted Cruz Isn’t Some Gross Foreign Mexicuban Alien

The birther-baiting of Ted Cruz, by his own party (which hates him so much), is in full swing, and it could not be more glorious. It started Monday with Donald Trump just casually suggesting that it would be a...

Rep. Steve King Wants To Know Why His Muslim Colleagues Hate America

Ah, Steve King. The pride of Iowa. Lover of rape babies, hater of puppies. How we haven't missed you one tiny little bit. And yet here you are, catching that nasty case of Trump that's going around. King hit the pause button,...