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Posts Tagged ‘steve doocy’

A Children’s Treasury Of Today’s Hilarious Fox News Clips

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

Beloved teevee channel Fox News is focused as shit today on race-baiting, terrorism, and pissing off left-wing blogs. It is a marvel. So we’ve compiled some of the morning’s most comical highlights here for your viewing pleasure. The best one is above, in which lobotomized Fox & Friends clown Steve Doocy sees some random black guy walk into a polling station and immediately assumes that this is Obama. Oh boy. MORE »


Steve Doocy’s Stupidity Stuns McCain Into Prolonged Silence

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Once we asked ourselves, How does Fox & Friends host Steve Doocy get out of bed each morning knowing that he’ll have to be Steve Doocy all day long? Well, he’s so dumb that he doesn’t “know” anything. We even feel sorry for John McCain in this clip, because he actually has to *talk* to this jerk-off for a few seconds. The topic is “gotcha journalism,” and Steve Doocy asks John McCain a personal question about Steve Doocy, because Steve Doocy has no clue what “gotcha journalism” means at all. [YouTube]


Palin’s People To Lower Expectations AS MUCH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Oh Jesus, check this out. Here’s a McCain campaign senior strategist, Nancy Poopenheifer or some such, talking with enigmatic Fox & Friends clown Steve Doocy about how the vice presidential debate is somehow ALREADY RIGGED for Joe Biden. Apparently it could focus on foreign policy, and that would just be unfair to Sarah Palin — how the hell is she supposed to know bullhickey about the various foreign policies? This debate is a SHAM, and since black Gwen Ifill is moderating it, well, you know she’s in the tank. Just look at all of that melanin! [YouTube]


Steve Doocy’s Son Still Not As Terrible As Steve Doocy

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Last night John McCain appeared on Chris Matthews’ Hardball “College Tour,” live from Pennsylvania’s Villanova University. And who asks the second Student Question but Peter Doocy, and it is about doing shots of whiskey, and he’s the personification of Frat, and he’s the son of Fox & Friends co-anchor Steve Doocy — quite possibly the biggest (yet most harmless) douche on Fox News. They are the same person, except one of them has a national teevee show. The clip is below! MORE »


PA Democratic Governor Rendell’s Favorite Channel is Fox News

Monday, March 31st, 2008


Here’s Pennsylvania’s Democratic governor and Hillary supporter Ed Rendell, who likes to go on the teevee every four seconds and say something terrible. Today he appeared on Fox News and told Steve “I’m Dumb & Stuff” Doocy that Fox News has been the most balanced network covering the Democratic race. Hey, remember when Sean Hannity is on Fox News? [via Attytood]