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Gretchen Carlson’s Pants, Gretchen Carlson’s Pants, Gretchen Carlson’s Pants

On Thursday’s Kilmeade and Friends radio program (a thing which apparently exists), former Fox & Friends cohost Gretchen Carlson talked about pants and how the dress code on Fox’s morning show was apparently dictated by that place in France: BRIAN KILMEADE: Guess who just walked in? If you’re watching — if you have the podcast. Gretchen Carlson’s in, dressed casual, kind of. Very nice. CARLSON: Wait a minute. Nobody’s going to recognize me because not only am I dressed casually, I have on pants. KILMEADE: Well, pants, what is — CARLSON: Now, pants were not allowed on Fox & Friends, remember? KILMEADE: Yeah, what happened with that? CARLSON: So I have jeans on, Brian. Welcome — welcome to the new Gretchen. Read more on Gretchen Carlson’s Pants, Gretchen Carlson’s Pants, Gretchen Carlson’s Pants…
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Fox & Friends’ Brian Kilmeade: You Wanna Hear Something Really Scary?

There are so many scary things in the world. There are potato bugs, and snails, and getting caught up in a Chris Christie bum fight on the Jersey Shore. But do you wanna hear something really scary? Sixty percent of Americans think rich people job creators don’t pay enough taxes. This is what keeps Brian Kilmeade — he with that light musk of date rape — up at night. Read more on Fox & Friends’ Brian Kilmeade: You Wanna Hear Something Really Scary?…
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Fox & Friends: Are Millionaires Who Abandon US To Flee Taxes ‘Just Greedy’?

Not even sure what is going on here. Doocey is missing. Has he run off to join the circus? Gretchen is gone. Is she at Betty Ford? And we are left with only rapey-faced Brian Kilmeade Some Other Guy to spout the proper talking points about millionaires Going Galt and leaving the US over waaah high taxes? Brian Kilmeade can’t do it alone, guys! He needs his morning gang of pals for just the right chemistry (TNT). (UPDATE: That rapey-faced man isn’t Brian Kilmeade either! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH OUR FOX & FRIENDS???) And he is getting no help from the relief players either, like this lady, Alisyn Camerota, who says of the millionaires, “Are they just greedy?” because the country “allowed” said millionaires to get rich in the first place, with its infrastructure investments and government spending? And she wraps with “That does send the message that you care more about your money than you do about your country”? WE WILL HAVE NO MORE OF YOUR CLASS WARFARE, FOX & ‘FRIENDS’! Read more on Fox & Friends: Are Millionaires Who Abandon US To Flee Taxes ‘Just Greedy’?…
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Steve Doocey Tries Heroically To Get New Yorkers To See Humor In Dumb Sexist ‘Joke’

Just in time for International Men’s Day (and its 363 brothers), MediaMatters brings us this jolly bit of hilarity from FOX and Friends, regarding pants. In this gutbusting segment, poor confused Steve Doocey celebrated International Women’s Day by wandering the streets of New York being abused. He was surely prepared for the humorless feminazi, but also clearly thought when he asked the man New Yorker what he thought of a pants label that said “give it to yr bitch to wash,” the man would be all, “Fuhgeddaboutit, I’m a big dumb asshole who also hates and fears snatch, and the womens oughta make me a sammich gabbagoul!” And then the man didn’t. Finally, up came a woman who said she thought it was funny — totally fucking stupid, but funny — and Doocey peed himself in relief. (Doocey pees himself several times daily, for reasons including but not limited to: surprise, joy, confusion, fear of Gretchen, fear of Brian, fear of math, fear of hermaphrodites, fear of hamsters, and sex.) Read more on Steve Doocey Tries Heroically To Get New Yorkers To See Humor In Dumb Sexist ‘Joke’…