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WAR OF THE WORLDS

Giant UFO Attacks George W. Bush’s Texas Ranch

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

He is an Alien Muppet Demon.Air Force logs and government radar reports released under the Freedom of Information Act reveal that a massive, terrible mystery aircraft barreled through the skies of Central Texas on January 8 — and it was headed for George W. Bush’s Crawford ranch at 2,100 miles per hour! MORE »