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AND THE WINNER IS… Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 1, 2017

Trump's LOW RATINGS Supreme Court season finale, CNN is culled from the herd, and Trump's Milwaukee trip is canceled due to forecast of maybe snow and definitely protests. Your morning news brief!

It’s Your Super Duper Mega-Nice 2016 Ultimate Nice Time Compendium!

We could all use some Nice Time about now. Here, have a whole lot of it.

Butthurt Americans Made Many Butthurt Election Complaints To FCC This Year!

For real, Americans' FCC complaints this year were PRETTY DUMB.

Your Weekly Top Ten Can’t Believe How Much Cindy Brady Sucks These Days

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is All HEY, SARAH PALIN, HEY!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW.

Barack Obama Tells Donald Trump To Stop Being Such A Pussy About The Election

President Obama is pretty sure Donald Trump doesn't have what it takes to live in the White House.
Also, they're not so crazy about his followers

Sniffle-Britches Donald Trump Obviously Dying Of Something, But What Could It Be?

Common snifflers like Donald Trump are definitely not fit to be president.

Who Wouldn’t Want To Share A Blanket Fort With Michelle Obama And Stephen Colbert?

Everything about Michelle Obama's appearance on Colbert was AMAZING.
Also, there are some kickass coupons for Sofas & Quills

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 20, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Prepare To Be Amused! It’s Your White House Correspondents’ Dinner Open Thread!

It's time for that annual ritual where Official Washington attempts to be funny (and sometimes they make it work!), the White House Correspondents' Dinner, AKA the Nerd Prom, AKA "Comedy Hit Or Miss Night." You might remember that one...
This would explain a lot about Herman Cain's campaign

Your Saturday Nerdout: 1969 Anti-LSD Film Features Screaming Hot Dog Freakout

It's your Saturday, so it's time for your Saturday Nerdout. We've got a trippy anti-drug film with a terrifying troll-faced hot dog, the ugly dystopian reality behind Pokémon, a look at how NASA and NPR helped an old engineer...
I say, I say, why'd you do Benghazi?

Hillary Can Understand Slow Georgia Hick’s Benghazi Questions Just Fine, Thanks

What's so fun about the fifty-eleventieth Benghazi!!!11! hearing is that EVERYBODY gets a turn telling Hillary Clinton how she and Sidney Blumenthal personally murdered four Americans in Benghazi, even the real slow, stupid Republicans from Georgia, like Rep. Lynn...
Party on

Jeb Bush Explains How ‘Fun’ Works

Tuesday night was the debut of the new "David Letterman Show, Starring Stephen Colbert!" and for a night of such fanfare, you've got to call Jeb! Bush, because he's the only candidate with an exclamation point after his name....
Thumbs up for education!

Nice Time: Stephen Colbert Saves South Carolina Schools From Jerks Who Run South Carolina

Is our South Carolina children learning? Stephen Colbert, South Carolina native, decided to do his part to make sure that "YES THEY IS," by announcing that he, along with some of his buddy-pals from this big money foundation, would be chipping...