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Trump gets serious about trade war, Trump-Russia goes to the Middle East, and Philando Castile is still helping feed poor kids. Your morning news brief.
Trump says big words to rich people, Paul Ryan steps on sick children, and a museum offers Trump a golden throne. Your morning newsbrief.
Shithole Shutdown splashes over everyone, Devin Nunes is trying to hide his paperwork, and net neutrality takes a couple steps forward. Your morning news brief.
Republicans are about to shutdown the government (again), LA Times publisher is a big bag of dicks, and Fusion GPS told Congress Trump-Russia worse than we thought. Your morning news brief.
Steve Bannon is squealing, Donald Trump runs from the treadmill to the campaign trail, and the NYTimes surrenders its op-ed page to Trump supporters. Your morning news brief.
Trump's a big, fat mess, Steve Bannon GOT SERVED...TWICE, and Republicans might just shut down the government (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.
Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife Wendi Deng might be a Chinese spy, the White House is surrounding Trump with muscle to keep him from dealmaking on DACA, and Steve Bannon testifies! Your morning news brief!
Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.
Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.
Fusion GPS sounds off about Trump-Russia, Steve Bannon kicks Jared Kushner and Don Jr in the dick, and Trump threatens nuclear war on Twitter (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.
If he hasn't learned science in 71 years, he won't learn it now.
GOP readies its super rich tax cut, the FCC tries to kill net neutrality, and Omarosa is You're Fired (again). Your morning news brief.
Don't think we've ever actually been shocked by a Trump tweet before. Your morning news brief.
Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.