stephen colbert
Angry Eagle Eats Ann Romney’s Nipple
We do not care if that nice Ann Romney’s shirt cost $990. The lady is a billionaire or something, she can buy silken togs. (This, like the “private chef service” that so enraged the National Review when working mom Moochelle Obama dared avail herself of it, falls into the category of “aspirational wealth” that most [...]
Colbert Super PAC: Mitt Romney Is a Serial Killer
Stephen Colbert’s super PAC released an attack ad in South Carolina this weekend that makes the brilliant connection between Romney’s “corporations are people” comment and the number of jobs he killed while working at Bain Capital. Duh, that would make him A SERIAL KILLER by his own admission, if he ever admitted to anything. The [...]
Stephen Colbert Is ‘Exploring’ Running for President
Stephen Colbert announced on Thursday night’s show that yessireebob, he is running for president! Again! That is to say, to bow to tradition, he’s exploring running for president, and spent basically the entire show minus the interview segment learning from his lawyer (and former Federal Election Commission chairman) Trevor Potter about the very uncomplicated exploratory [...]
Stephen Colbert Tricks Money-Loving Whores of South Carolina GOP
Wasn’t this whole “conservatives don’t get that Stephen Colbert is a teevee satirist” sort of a 2009 thing? OH WAIT, we are talking about South Carolina, so maybe we have to factor in some kind of years-long time delay? The state’s Republican party is hard up for cash to hold their primary, so they agreed [...]
Rick Perry Campaign Gets Sloppy Seconds From Stephen Colbert PAC
The treasurer of Stephen Colbert’s Super PAC “Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow” quit that job to go become treasurer of Rick Perry’s campaign, sort of an “interesting” job switch you might say, as it is maybe somewhat analogous to leaving a job sleeping with Angelina Jolie for a job popping pimples on Satan’s ass. [...]
Stephen Colbert Gets His Political ‘Super PAC,’ For America
Famous pretend cable blowhard Stephen Colbert has been trying to get a “Super Political Action Committee” approved by Clarence Thomas, and now there’s a Colbert PAC, so that the multi-millionaire entertainer can legally raise unlimited amounts of money for whatever he wants. This is funny, we guess? USA Today reports: “In the course of dramatizing [...]
Inane Washington Post Polls Stewart/Colbert Presidential Election
Seeing as it was just days away from the midterms, people who do polling seriously and for a living decided it was high time they collect some numbers on the most important election happening this campaign season. And that election, of course, is a U.S. presidential election pitting Comedy Central characters Jon Stewart and Stephen [...]
Eleanor Holmes Norton Invites Stephen Colbert To Binge Drink With Her
This is irresponsible and encourages America’s young people to drink alcohol until they are poisoned: D.C. Delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton has issued a challenge to Stephen Colbert: See if you can handle “Eleanor’s Revenge.” Norton—who has an ongoing feud with Colbert over his jokes about D.C.’s lack of voting rights—has sent out a “set of [...]
Liveblogging the Comedy Central Rally Thing From the National Mall
As the world knows, one of those stations on the teevee reserved some of the green areas of the National Mall on which to have a comedy concert thing, and this is happening right now. If you decided you did not want to go to this thing and be forced to stand among the unwashed [...]
Can the Media Shut Up About Comedy Central In Time To Cover the Election?
If you haven’t heard, Comedy Central is going to have a comedy event this weekend on the National Mall, because some of their shows are primarily rooted in political humor. This has very much confused the media, because people who hold “rallies” on this spot of dirt and grass are usually very political! (Except for [...]
Slate: Stewart/Colbert Rally Is ‘Bad For Democracy,’ Or Something
Slate will be contrarian about anything, including, from time to time when they want to rinse out their mouths, contrarianism, so it comes as no surprise that one among them decided to warn us all that the upcoming Jon Stewart / Stephen Colbert political-rally parody event is a bad idea. Writer Timothy Noah is an [...]
Teevee Comedian Stephen Colbert Gives Congress Herpes
Stephen Colbert disgraced the dignified chambers of Congress with his recent testimony about Mexicans. But did you know that Stephen Colbert and his teevee show also gave Congress genital warts, which is actually not a big deal because Congress collects sexytime diseases, as a hobby? According to a former Hill staffer: “My experience with that [...]
Malkin: Black Lady Says Stephen Colbert Murdered Her Nephew
Michelle Malkin has taken it upon herself to inform the world that illegal immigration is NOT A JOKE, YOU GUYS, even though Stephen Colbert testified to Congress for five minutes back on Friday. Illegal immigrants are raping and murdering every single one of our children, at this very moment, because they are illegal immigrants, which [...]
Grouchy Old John Conyers Mean To Visiting TeeVee Comic
Hey here is something about that thing everyone is pretending to be very excited about today: Rep. John Conyers was just cold being an asshole to Stephen Colbert, the television comic who was invited to testify on this agriculture issue specifically because it would get some attention for a “dry” subject (the field slavery of [...]
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