A while back our boyfriend Alec Baldwin said he would go to Canada if George W. Bush was elected, but he ended up staying in country and calling his daughter a pig and Redeeming himself on a funny television show. Now his stupider brother Stephen is threatening to leave America one Baldwin poorer if Barack Obama gets elected. MORE »

America, get ready for eight glorious, god-fearing years of the Sam Brownback Presidency. It’s a done deal now that he’s netted this crucial endorsement: MORE »