Tag: stem cells

Appeals Court Overturns Ban; Free Stem Cells For Everyone!

A federal appeals court on Friday overturned a trial judge's preliminary injunction that blocked government funding of research involving human embryonic stem cells, a significant legal victory for the Obama administration. The U.S Court of Appeals for the District of...

Evil Stem Cells Further Gay Agenda By Curing Guy With HIV

Doctors in Germany believe they have cured a 42-year-old man of HIV after giving him a stem cell transplant three years ago, apparent Halloween-novelty medical journal Blood reports. Well isn't this just great news for the Gay Agenda. Germany,...

Recession Time Is Sexytime!

By the Comics CurmudgeonWell, if Prince is singing about AIG or something, then the recession must officially be sexy! It all makes sense, really: most pastimes Americans have up to this point enjoyed involve spending gobs of money...

Barack Obama Gives Atheists Their Rotten Stem Cells To Play With

Next to basketball, Barack Obama's favorite hobby is to take Leftover Fetuses -- known as "table scraps" in the White House kitchen -- mix them up in a blender, sit them atop a bed of arugula and a balsamic...

Bible’s Devil Promises GOP Win